Super Funny, Super Sarcastic
We all love Chandler, don't we? We love his sarcastic quotes even more. Chandler is a character who will be remembered for years to come just like the other characters in the famous sitcom 'Friends'. Chandler's sarcasm is considered cool by his male counterparts, whereas the females really adore his oh-so-cute charm and smile. Every guy wants to be as funny as Chandler and some of them even give themselves the Chandler tag. Every girl wants a boyfriend like Chandler - someone as cute, as romantic, as cuddly, and as thoughtful as him. This might be the reason why Chandler is so popular. This page is dedicated to him and his ever-famous quotes. Presenting the best Chandler quotes.
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Memorable Chandler Quotes
(When Rachel asks him for advice)I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.
(Joey can't remember how old he was when a something happened)
Chandler: You know, you have to stop pushing the Q-Tip when there is resistance.
Chandler: Well, if I were a guy...
[Everyone stares at him.]
Chandler: Wait, did I just say 'If I were a guy'?
Chandler: Ross, just for my own peace of mind, you're not married to anymore of us are you?
Handle? I can handle it. Handle is my middle name. Well, actually its the middle part of my first name.
Phoebe: I just realized something. Joker is poker with a j... coincidence?
Chandler: Hey, that's "joincidence"... with a c.
Chandler: You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
Rachel: Guess what?
Ross: You got a job?
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed at in 12 interviews today.
Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
Rachel: Well, you would be too if you got new boots with 50% off!
Chandler: Oh, how well you know me.
Chandler: But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly!
Chandler: You know for a hotline, you're not very hot!
Phoebe: My New Year's Resolution is to pilot a commercial jet plane.
Chandler: That's great Pheebs, now all you have to do is find a plane load of people who's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.