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The Universe Revolves Around My Russia and Ukraine Knowledge


As all know, the universe revolves around my knowledge of the war between Russia and Ukraine.

Having briefed the department of homeland security and the white house, through their public e-mail portals, I am helping to coordinate efforts between the United States and the conflicting countries. At present, my degree in military tactics awarded by Google is providing limited gains — upgrading my subscription to certain news channels will mitigate this, however.

To date, my assessment is that Vladimir Putin is a mad man. Dealing with folks of this sort seldom yields positive results. There appears to be hope, though.

I am going to Ukraine to obtain direct knowledge of the situation. Confident my reconnaissance mission will provide Ukraine and United States with the tools necessary to resolve the matter, we can look forward to a better tomorrow.

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© 2022 Dan Martino

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