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Uncle Si Robertson Quotes

I don’t care what anyone says but my new favorite show is Duck Dynasty. Those rednecks are too funny and Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty is quite possibly the funniest person on TV. Duck Dynasty is the best thing that has happened to A&E in a long time. My goodness Duck Dynasty makes me laugh so much. That uncle Si is the best! "It's a piece of junk!" LOL!

Si Robertson Quotes

  1. Nothing like the sound of shotguns blasting and blue ticks yelling coming through the woods on opening morning of gun season!
  2. Wonder if you heard Hostess is going out of business? No more cupcakes with the swirl on top!
  3. Uncle Si: you're eating that too fast I don’t want a brain sneeze you’re fixing to get one! Jase: Si, I think it’s called a brain freeze. Uncle Si: whatever it’s called I want no part of it.
  4. Today I learned that how to make a pool in the bed of my truck.
  5. I am falling down like a rodeo clown!
  6. That thing will take the hair off a dolphin’s chest. And look here. Have you ever looked at a dolphin’s chest? Hey. That boy has fine chest hair.
  7. I can eat 6 cold donuts, but I can eat 'bout 49 hot '. I just have a good metabolism.
  8. With this $80 I just won I'm going to parfait this into winning that camper.
  9. My obsession with Uncle Si is becoming unhealthy.
  10. I'm the master of distractions a few hand gestures and I'll rip your underwear clean off your butt.
  11. If a girl is wearing a lot of makeup she has something to hide.
  12. Now there is a hatchet Jack!
  13. After witnessing your doughnut eating skills, I would like to challenge you to a buffalo wing championship.
  14. If I poop you with this, you're fixing to be numb, that's why they call them numb-chucks.
  15. I admit that I am the funniest man alive in your little brain.
  16. Once a lady said, If I was an old single lady I would go after SI Robertson he's so ugly and he's cute!
  17. There are things you just can't fix. Can't fix stupid, can't fix a neutered dog & you can't fix junk!
  18. Every senior citizen should have one of these here cane swords!
  19. I think it is safe to say that you don't be finding Phil on Angie's list for babysitting services ever.
  20. The world is 6 trillion in debt. Just exactly which planet do we owe it to?
  21. You, boys, are in trouble! Both physically, & mental-physically!
  22. We got drunk on soda, hey 3 separate times.
  23. I'm fixing to cut your leg off Jack!
  24. What's the difference between hot and cold doughnuts? If they're cold I'll eat 6 if they're hot I'll eat 48. That's the difference.
  25. I am like a small nuclear plant.
  26. From the all the crazy stories this guy tells, he's lived one hell of a life.
  27. Hey jack; if I hit you with this you'd be numb. That's why they call me numb-chucks.
  28. Hey, I'm telling you, respect your elders, but if every one of them had a cane sword, then there would be a lot more respect around here.
  29. I don't like coupons. Coupon sounds like weird and strange.
  30. Hey, don't mess with that old boy or that old woman because they will, sure enough, cut you.
  31. Hey! This is not sleeping deprivation, it was drunk.
  32. Willie Robertson: What are you talking about? I am straight up Hunger Games with a bow. Si Robertson: Hey, If you go hunting with a bow you're going to go hungry lmao.
  33. It's either bet big or go to the house.
  34. I will pay for the rental car if you let me crash in your room!
  35. Never talk bad about a man's beard or you're going to get some lighting and thunder!
  36. If any of you get a Monroe, LA overnight please let me know! I am on a mission to meet my new hero.
  37. One time we put blanks in his shotgun.
  38. If you go without sleep for 54 hours and drink enough sodas you can get a good buzz out of it.
  39. I am still in a good health with good spirits plus tomorrow's Friday and that's a fact, jack.
  40. Hey look here boys, you boys are a bunch of pansies.
  41. Willie Robertson from duck dynasty found a way to create the perfect life. Nothing I can imagine would make you feel prouder than supporting your entire immediate family.
  42. You need to start counting how many times Si Robertson says "Hey", "Jack" & "ok".
  43. What kind of world are we living in where you take a samurai sword to a pawn shop and they can't fix it?
  44. We are fixing to have a hootenanny like you aren’t seen in your lifetime!

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Comments

Matt on March 06, 2015:

"Hey Owen! Hey these clowns. Hey they don't know what they're doin'. "

glitter4Gawd on July 19, 2013:

Si also says "no" a whole lot. You forgot the quote: Viva con Dios which means live with God...

brderk1 on May 28, 2013:

14 says poop instead of pop lol

Cherish LULU on May 01, 2013:

HELP! I'M UNDER ATTACK~ UNCLE SI~ NUMBER 1 RULE~HUDDLE/TACKLE TIME~GIRLS~FLAG ~TIME!~~~~~

cameron on May 01, 2013:

Si is the best person ever and idk what i would do without watching him every week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama on April 09, 2013:

Crap it's funny

iguidenetwork from Austin, TX on April 03, 2013:

Funny and witty. Really makes my day! :)

Uncle Si's #1 fan on March 31, 2013:

Hey this is Si-intistic stuff!

Fluffer Nugget on March 30, 2013:

Hey Jack I sting like a butterfly an' punch lika' flea

Haha gotta love SI

Adriana on March 11, 2013:

Uncle si is funny

Amanda on March 06, 2013:

Uncle si is my rolemodel

thedarkknightt on February 27, 2013:

Where is the list of all the "rule number one" rules?

I liked the one about having to always lay down!

Noah on February 25, 2013:

Good Neft boys

crystal on February 21, 2013:

float like a butterfly punch like a flea

Bahaha

Jessica on January 14, 2013:

I love it

hayden on December 24, 2012:

u rock

Cotton beer on December 24, 2012:

If you want somethin done right. Hey. Don't ask me."

Taylor on December 16, 2012:

It wouldn't be a show without Si in it

rico on December 10, 2012:

Uncle si funny as hell

Samson on November 23, 2012:

Samson

Ben Smoot on November 23, 2012:

Don't play with my beaver too much. Hey, he don't like it -Si Robertson

Amy Bell on November 23, 2012:

Si Robertson is a true redneck icon.