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Rate My Wife's Naked Chest

Please Take a Peek at My Wife's Beautiful Naked Chest

Well, I hope I'm not violating any terms of service here on Hubpages.com but I'm about to show you a photo of my wife's naked chest. We discussed it in great detail before posting it on the internet. I am posting this photo of her 100% naked chest with her permission. It's ok, because she shows it off to strangers every chance she gets.

It took me a bit of getting used to, but now I'm actually excited to see her show off her extremely gorgeous chest. We've thought about opening a website where we could make some money in online subscriptions by showing it off. If her chest becomes popular on Hubpages.com, we may just do that.

Your comments on my wife's naked chest are encouraged and most-welcomed. If you would do us a favor and rate my wife's naked chest on a scale of 1-10, we'd sincerely appreciate it. Thank you all for taking a peek.


Scroll down to see the photo. Thank you!

Well, as you can see, this chest is not only gorgeous, it's 100% NAKED. No stains, paints or varnishes have been applied to this gorgeous chest! Thank you for peeking at my wife's naked chest!

Well, as you can see, this chest is not only gorgeous, it's 100% NAKED. No stains, paints or varnishes have been applied to this gorgeous chest! Thank you for peeking at my wife's naked chest!

Comments

Paul on September 09, 2013:

She looks board

Linda Bryen from United Kingdom on April 01, 2013:

Nice one rockinjoe, at first I did not get it then I started to read omg you are funny. Well done and thank you for sharing your wife's chest.

chet on December 19, 2011:

that's not a chest. that's obviously a box shot..pervert

... on December 16, 2011:

DAMN!!!

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on October 13, 2011:

Nothing more I hate than a thief.....

http://mywifesnakedchest.blogspot.com/2011/05/well...

judgebill on October 10, 2011:

She looks stiff, no sense of humor, and she would easily become unhinged

lacosta on August 16, 2011:

i would paint that chest white

Norman Jones on March 31, 2011:

Didn't really see much ...But you gotta appreciate the size of that box she keeps them in ...lol.

John lescault on March 29, 2011:

Got to admit.... When I first start to read this I'm like what. Then see the pic and died laughing.. Good 1 Joe

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on February 11, 2011:

@mistyhorizon3000-You flatter me, Cindy!

@leestevenson- Thanks Lee. Feel free to take a peek anytime you'd like. :)

Lee Stevenson from Portsmouth, uk on February 11, 2011:

You lucky lucky man!!!

Cindy Lawson from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on February 08, 2011:

I remember this hub now Joe, it was another brilliantly funny one of yours :)

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on February 08, 2011:

Thanks for the comments everyone. We were intimate last evening and I got a splinter in my lip

zytron on January 02, 2011:

does your wife have a sister?

gulnazahmad on December 10, 2010:

Lols its funny and its quite witty. I kept laughing:D

days leaper from england on July 29, 2010:

I bet You don't get many of those in a pound!

You pulled it off quite well!

I read quite a few of the comments so far I haven't seen any knockers! -I thought some wood.

Do You spend a lot of time polishing the brass handles? -Make sure to hold it carefully.

Interesting, Is your wife a boxer?

...They get worse, I go now.

keith t on June 22, 2010:

Hey, isn't that your wife's box? ;}

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on June 09, 2010:

Thank you, unimportant!

unimportant on May 24, 2010:

hmnm oddest woodie, i ever got looking at a woman's chest

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on May 06, 2010:

thanks, tony!

Tony McGregor from South Africa on April 28, 2010:

Ah, what a chest! Now that was worth looking at!

Love and peace

Tony

Al on February 21, 2010:

Would it be weird if I said I'd love to lick your wife's chest?

Rob on September 23, 2009:

I'd give it a 7.

Bo Bixbie from Mid-West on August 08, 2009:

Your wife has a giant box.

J Mockridge on April 09, 2009:

I prefer a bigger chest, personally.

Frieda Babbley from Saint Louis, MO on March 10, 2009:

Terrifically funny! The way you were pansy-footing around it, and the fact that I read B.T.'s hub first, I knew. However I must say, even so, that the suspense was killing me.

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on January 21, 2009:

Hi Bruce! Thanks for peeking in on my wife's naked chest. You're welcome, you're really good at what you do!

Bruce Elkin from Victoria, BC Canada on January 21, 2009:

Chest you weight, Joe. I'm gonna loose some wait, and then maybe I can get myself right in your wife's chest, and mush around. Oh, yeah! You crack me up. And thanks for the nice compliment in the weekly write up. I REALLY appreciate your support!

But, your wife's chest don't need no support. Eh?

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on January 21, 2009:

Hi Kosmo. Thanks for the comment. I had a very high hub score on this thing for a long time and then changed around the key words because Google wasn't running any ads on it. Once I did that, it started to make money, but my score dropped into the 70's. It's still a great performing hub for me. I gave up a long time ago on figuring out the Hubpages Algorithm.

Kelley Marks from Sacramento, California on January 21, 2009:

I can't understand a score of 74 for all those hits. At any rate, nudity - or the suggestion of it - is always a good sales strategy. Think I'll use more of that myself . . . .

The Old Firm from Waikato/Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand on December 08, 2008:

Well thanks Joe. I don't know what to say. (That's a prevarication, of course I do. How I should is my problem.) I tried devious wit and was taken for Sienfeld - it must be my nose. I should of course be less devious, and at least slightly witty.

I guess that you're into two tier humour, the subtle American put down. You did it with gentleness and curiosity. Then again, you could just be like B.T.s' wife's neither end!

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 07, 2008:

I'm not too worried it,TOF. This hub has been up and down more times than my prom date, It's at a low point in its existance right now. I don't understand Hubpages sometimes, It still gets a steady two hundred page views per day, yet the score fluctuates like crazy.

B.T. and Shadesbreath are insane. I'm staying out of their way.

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 07, 2008:

Hi Nayberry. Thanks for stopping by and saying hello. I'm glad you enjoyed the hub. Hopefully, my funny hasn't worn off and I'll be writing some "better stuff" soon.

Nayberry from nayphat@yahoo.com on December 07, 2008:

Okay! lol That was not what I was expecting to see there! lol Very funny! I love these kinds of hubs. They keep you on your p's and q's.

Tootles!!

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 07, 2008:

Thank you, Kulsem. We appreciate the compliment. A lot of women have written to say they wish they had a chest as nice as my wife's.

Hi TOF. I keep an eye out for BT-as well as Shadesbreath. I think I'll put the top down on the chest for awhile. Thanks for the tip.

The Old Firm from Waikato/Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand on December 07, 2008:

Hi Joe, I see that B.T. passed through at the gallop. He's on the run from Shadesbreath, who's after him in drag, armed with a farriers' rasp and vengeance bound.

The box is already agape, you'd better secure it fast before Evilpants uses it as a refuge. If it smells of horny wabbit and Anti-Christ you're too late!

Dr Kulsum Mehmood from Nagpur, India on December 07, 2008:

Wow ! Truly your wife's naked chest is very gorgeous. I wish I had one like her's. Sigh !

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 07, 2008:

You're welcome BT. Anything I can do to promote your craziness, I will. I'm not too worried about the eels. That may spice things up around here.

B.T. Evilpants from Hell, MI on December 07, 2008:

Hey! I just noticed the link! Thanks for that! Oh, by the way, you gotta watch out for that Old Firm guy. He's been looking for a place to keep his electric eels, and he just may have his eye on your wife's chest.

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 07, 2008:

Hi TOF. No, not Pandora, but take it from me...Open that box and you're in for a bunch of problems:)

The Old Firm from Waikato/Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand on December 07, 2008:

Is you wife called Pandora, Joe, I think I remember her from another life?

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 06, 2008:

Go for it, Cris. I can't wait to see your finished project.

Cris A from Manila, Philippines on December 06, 2008:

talk about your favorite "tool" inside your "drawer" or something! LOL Or maybe I'd beat you to it and write one now! LOL

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 06, 2008:

I don't think I can top Misty this time, Cris

Cris A from Manila, Philippines on December 06, 2008:

what's with the double entendres that abound? Can't say i'm not enjoying myself though! LOL I wonder what your imaginative minds (yours and misty's) will come up with next...?

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 06, 2008:

That's a problem. She's become an exibitionist when it comes to her naked chest. She'll show it off anyplace or anytime. Maybe a museum type atmosphere would be a great idea for her chest. As long as the security guards don't get too close. Thanks for the idea, Cindy

Cindy Lawson from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on December 06, 2008:

I can see her point, perhaps she should keep it covered up and only expose it on special occasions, or she could show it off in an exhibition where it could have its own security guards to make sure no-one tampered with it.

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 06, 2008:

lol....my wife doesn't even let me touch her naked chest. No one gets near it. Sure she'll show it to everyone, but get too close and she goes insane. I think she's worried about someone scratching it.

Cindy Lawson from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on December 06, 2008:

I can well imagine the problem. Perhaps all you need to do is allow your friends to give your wife's chest a good 'buffing up' with a soft cloth and then they can see it in it's full glory.

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 06, 2008:

I've had that problem in the past, MistyHorizon2003. When my friends come over the house, they are allowed a quick peek and then my wife's chest gets covered up for the rest of their visit.

Cindy Lawson from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on December 06, 2008:

If I let my Husband near your wife's naked chest rockinjoe, my guess is he would be unable to leave it alone and would be constantly showing it off to his friends.

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 06, 2008:

Hi Princessa. Thanks for the nice comment. My wife thanks you for the compliment. It's difficult not to stare at the beauty of her naked chest.

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 06, 2008:

Hello there, MistyHorizon2003. Your husband is free to look at my wife's naked chest all he wants. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he wanted you to have a naked chest to show off, yourself.

Wendy Iturrizaga from France on December 06, 2008:

I must admit that usually I am not interested in another women's chest... but your wife's is so beautiful that I couldn't take my eyes off it!

Cindy Lawson from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on December 06, 2008:

I bet my Husband would love me to have a naked chest like your wife's :)

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 06, 2008:

Hi The Old Firm,

Thanks for the lesson. You're right. I shouldn't be associating with B.T., but it's a sickness. I can't help myself.

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 06, 2008:

Thank You, Rochelle. I appreciate your stopping by:)

The Old Firm from Waikato/Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand on December 06, 2008:

rj, In answer to your last - " Lets go and knock up rj, he's probably got a bottle of scotch."

And, 2) - I'm sure she won't either. It certainly didn't the last time, although a polished finish as good as mine does bring a blush.

You really shouldn't carouse with B.T.

Rochelle Frank from California Gold Country on December 05, 2008:

A very elegant chest with classical style, thanks for sharing. I love unfurnished finiture.

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 05, 2008:

Thanks, Hubber-2009. I can promise you, it's not at all empty.

Hi Old Firm. Thanks for the advice. We've been extremely careful not to use anything that might be harmful to the finish of her naked chest. I'm sure she won't refuse the light oiling and brisk rub.

Knock up means to get someone to answer the door? How do you use it in a sentence?

The Old Firm from Waikato/Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand on December 05, 2008:

Hi rj, was linked here by B.T.'s hub. I do think you made a boob though. As Steve pointed out, that is more of a glory box. Obviously new and unused. But then, there's probably a lot of dialect differences between Cold and Snowy, New England, and Bomb-crater, NZ. (For instance, here to knock up is; 1) To get some-one up to answer the door for you at night, 2) To build in a hurry.)

B.T. must have caught a cold. When last seen he was feeling a little horse. Give your wife my love, she must be proud of a chest like that, and don't varnish it, a light oiling followed by a brisk rub will make it glow for hours.

hubber-2009 from India on December 05, 2008:

I think the CHEST is totally Empty...

Lgali on December 03, 2008:

LOL nice one,Have a look at mine fuuny one

https://hubpages.com/games-hobbies/What-Weird-Chri...

B.T. Evilpants from Hell, MI on December 03, 2008:

Now why did you have to go and put that idea in my head? Do you have any idea how difficult that will be to resist!? My little hare brain already trying to write the first paragraphs...must...resist!

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 03, 2008:

Hi luvintkandtj...

Thanks for stopping by and checking out my wife's naked chest. I'm hoping to get some better pictures of it from different angles to keep things fresh on this hub.

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 03, 2008:

Hi B.T. Evilpants Thanks for the nice comment. I'm sorry your wife's ass escaped. You can always write a hub titled, "My Wife Used To Have a Great Ass-and I Let It Get Away From Me"

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 03, 2008:

Hi Cris A. I can't wait to see your mom's naked chest. Sometimes, the older they are, the nicer they are:)

luvintkandtj from USA on December 03, 2008:

Great hub

B.T. Evilpants from Hell, MI on December 03, 2008:

After reading this hub, I was inspired to post a tribute to my wife's ass. But the damned thing bolted from the barn, before I could snap the picture! He was last seen running toward the tunnel to Canada. Next time, I'm gettin her a horse.

Cris A from Manila, Philippines on December 03, 2008:

wait till you see my mother's naked chest! LOL I've been had that's what!

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on December 03, 2008:

Thanks Ronald. Bet you wish you had a chest like that to stare at all day.

Ronald Daniar on December 03, 2008:

Very funny! :p

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on November 19, 2008:

Nope, nothing yet.I assume you emailed them?

DJ Funktual from One Nation Under a Groove on November 19, 2008:

did you get the links I sent, bruh?

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on November 19, 2008:

Thanks for stopping by, CarpetDiem.....We appreciate you taking a peek at her chest. Don't be a stranger, she's had over 40,000 views to her chest so far....I think she may like a few more.

CarpetDiem from Southern California on November 19, 2008:

joe, you are too funny! this is a great example for how to write a title. you got me. ~ Steve

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on November 11, 2008:

Thanks Bob! I appreciate your stopping by and taking a peek.....but please don't stare too long.

bob on November 11, 2008:

that is one nice chest

doshi nilesh on October 15, 2008:

your wife,s chest is so beautiful,and it will be more beautiful when your chest touch with your wife,s chest,

gwendymom from Oklahoma on September 28, 2008:

Your wifes chest is beautiful. Don't let that jackalope curl up with it though, his antlers could punture that beautiful chest.

B.T. Evilpants from Hell, MI on September 28, 2008:

I could totally curl up and take a nap on your wife's chest! It looks so comfy!

rmr from Livonia, MI on September 28, 2008:

Your wife has an ample, and lovely chest! Very nice!

Rodney Fagan from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City on September 28, 2008:

Amazing how the mind works, images of chests and not boxes, good one

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on September 28, 2008:

Thank you dishyum. We appreciate the compliment!

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on September 28, 2008:

Thanks Kika Rose! Don't believe everything you read:)

dishyum on September 28, 2008:

It's very nice, attractive chest!!!

Kika Rose from Minnesota on September 27, 2008:

*falls off her computer chair laughing* Oh my god, you and Misha totally got me! Here I thought you were seriously being dirty old men! xD You two are horrible for decieving me! ;-P

Steve on September 07, 2008:

Hey, evangelical prudery. What a twat you are. Either you don't have a wife 'cos you can't get one, or she's a real dog; and Ikea think it's a 'blanket box' by the way'. Maybe you should have posted 'please rate my wife's box'?

Joseph Addams (author) from Standing right behind you! on August 20, 2008:

Thanks, Christoph, As you can imagine, I've gotten a lot of responses from both men and women who have had ideas (some of them very sick in nature) about what they'd like to do with my wife's chest. One couple even said they wanted to both touch it at the same time.

Christoph Reilly from St. Louis on August 20, 2008:

That IS a nice chest. I can think of so many things to do with it!

hoverdawg72 from TN on July 05, 2008:

OMG! I'm a man and I have a chest just like that.

funnebone from Philadelphia Pa on July 02, 2008:

I can't believe I just dimmed the lights, closed the shades, locked the dog in the closet and shaved my back all in anticipation of seeing your wifes chest. Imagine my disappointment when I see that the freaking thing is UNPAINTED! what a scam!

Lilymag from Upstate New York on April 29, 2008:

That is a gorgeous chest! Almost as beautiful as mine!!!!

ForTheLove from Godforsaken, Iowa on October 24, 2007:

I confess, I could not resist oggling your wife's naked chest. The temptation was too strong for me to legitimately resist. I DO feel you need to get some support for a chest that ample in size. You don't want a chest like that touching the floor all the time, without support lugging it around could lead to back problems. ;-)

OneShot on October 23, 2007:

I find this chest rather plain, and since it's on an all-white background with no points of reference I can't really get a feel for how large or small it actually is. I myself am fond of large chests, something with some heft to it that you can really get a grip on. So without knowing the exact size of this chest I am going to have to rate it a bit lower than I might otherwise. I give your wife's chest a 4 out of 10.

alan on October 22, 2007:

ha ha. briliant post. for a moment i was.. well forget it. well they are normal chests and I have seen bigger ones. hey consider putting some melons in the center of the chest. keep posting interresting articles.

Kiz Robinson from New Orleans, Louisiana on October 22, 2007:

Adorable! It is a very nice chest!

pierre on October 21, 2007:

eye no wear u goet you'r woodie ha ha

Timmy The Greek on October 21, 2007:

Now that's pretty funny. You got me!

taylorblue from Canada on October 21, 2007:

wow...that is a beautiful chest....great ploy!

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