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My Little Pony Sucks

My Rating

MLP is trash suitable only for three year olds.

MLP is trash suitable only for three year olds.

"Think of The Children!"

My Little Pony was never good, but this is ridiculous, all the characters are blatant Mary sues, and are boring enough to cure the worst case of insomnia. If they wanted the characters to be annoying, then they surely achieved that goal, but apparently, they think that if you put big creepy eyes on the ponies, then they're suddenly cute and enjoyable to watch. However, that is not the case unless you're one of the basement dwellers that watch this show, known as ''Bronies'' or ''Cloppers,'' which is a far more accurate term, you don't know what that is? Suffice to say that you shouldn't let a small child, look up their favorite characters on google, or their childhoods will be forever ruined. In closing, this show (my little pony friendship is ass-burgers) about talking ponies in garish colors, and that is lauded over by man-children should be canceled immediately, that way the bronies can disappear, and childhoods around the world will be saved.

Brony Hunters Unite!

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MY LITTLE PONY SUCKS (and should be forgotten): A History Of A Failure

Frag this Crapola of a show, someone should make a show that is about killing ponies, and the other dumb talking multi-colored species, in this terrible show. Don't forget to frag all the bronies too, the adult fanbase of this show, just get an M16 and blow 'em and all away, like dust in the wind. But enough about the eventual brony genocide, let's talk about this poor excuse for a show, it's terrible, idiotic. and annoying and is made even more so by annoying grown adults taking this show way too seriously, and always trying to combine their gross fandom with other media that should not be soiled with the stain of my little pony.

The show features a vapid, useless protagonist who must learn the meaning of friendship, or some BS because she is a princess or something. Purple Spackle, is a typical, boring as f*** Mary Sue main character that was sent on a quest for friendship, to fulfill Princess InCestia's needs. She goes to Pony Town, and meets an inbred redneck pony called; Billy Bob "The Apple Eatin' Mongo" Bumpkin because she, likes apples a lot next; she meets a vapid scatterbrained moron pony whose hair looks like cotton candy fitting as she's just as full of air and empty calories and she's called Pink Fart. She also meets a stuck-up pony named Inbred Pony. Then, we meet the mentally handicapped pinkish-purple baby dragon "Purple Turd" who has a crush on Inbred Pony, gross. Nice real nice Lauren Faust pandering to the brony scum like that (that was sarcasm for the mentally handicapped).

There's also a quiet dimwit in the group named "Downy Syndrome" who loves animals next; there's the dyke butch rainbow pony named "Ugly Bubba The Rainbow Feminazi Pony" who has one of the worst episodes, however, they're all terrible, she has an episode in which they rip off Indiana Jones but as a dumb pony. So not only does the fan base mix ponies with otherwise great movies, books, games, and TV shows, but the show does too, which was probably the point they realized most of their fans were weirdo pervert man-children. And the creators embraced these weirdos because they bought all of their merchandise.

So the one-eyed purple princess pony then learns about friendship or something, and then she tells Princess Incestia about it, and then they sing about it or something stupid. Oh, and the dumb purple turd dragon burns letters which then reappear to the inbred half-wit princess. Then they keep learning about friendship, new characters get introduced, and the fans make more disgusting imagery. Some bland, forgettable villains just become good because of friendship, which I just call bad writing.

Then they make a movie about the dumb ponies, turning into dumb humans, or rather humanoids; because they still have that unnatural multicolored skin and hair so there must be a toxic waste dump somewhere nearby because they all look like freaks. They also sing a lot like its High School Musical but made even worse with the introduction of mutant humanoid pony people. Oh, and surprise the villain becomes good again, I mean first she turns into a stupid looking clown demon with silly orange clown hair, but then Dimlight Spackle, tells her about friendship and poof she's good now. Adults who think this is good can shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

Death to Ponies

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Dumb Pony Town History Part 2 Electric Boogaloo

Then the show goes back to stupid Pony Town, and more dumb pony stuff happens, and more new characters are introduced. Then another terrible movie is made, this time it's about a mentally handicapped monkey man, who can outwit all the ponies, because they're just that dumb and weak that they can be outsmarted and defeated by a moron, whose best idea on how to use a staff that gives him control of the sun and moon, is to just play with it like a toy, making it night and day repeatedly, like a 2-year-old. Also, more new characters are introduced like; a mentally handicapped mutant cat who walks on two legs; a pathetic secondary female villain who is another dumb pony; and some new species of garish cartoon ponies.

The Villain (the monkey man), is beaten because of friendship or some nonsense, but twist ending he doesn't become good, but the other villain does, so two thumbs down there for an overused trope and the secondary villain as previously mentioned is a pony. So basically, if a character is bad and a pony, they'll become good if a character isn't a pony there's a chance, they won't be made good and die with a bad plot convenience an element of bad writing which permeates this entire franchise.

Then there's more Pony Town crap, they start a Hogwarts-Esque school, but instead of magic, they teach friendship, which is very mentally handicapped of them. And of course, more new characters are introduced, for the depraved fans to fantasize about. Then the dumber version of Hogwarts might be closed, and blah blah blah who cares, then it finally ends if only a nuke was dropped on pony town then I would be happy but alas. Thus, even in the end, my little pony has the same old plot every season or movie or special or whatever recycled so it can make more and more terrible shows toys movies games, etc.

My little pony is stupid because it was made for babies, then grown men started watching it and ruining everything else, with their brony plague. So in closing, do us all a favor bring them (the bronies) all to the slaughter, in other words, kill 'em all. It's not enough that their show is over, they must be wiped from the face of the earth, suffer not the bronies to live, in other words, EXTERMINATUS!

A Black Paladin Removes A Heretic

A Black Paladin Removes A Heretic

"The Brony Hunter's Creed"

“Every brony that walks this earth. Every man, who covets the evil of the pony. Every man, Who keeps a picture of Fluttershy as their background. Every man, Who applies rainbow decals to their car. Who floods the boards of 4chan. Who defiles our memes. Who brings ruin and corruption to the face of our world.
Our mission is to hunt you. To crush you. To ruin you.
We shall rip and tear at the integrity of your legions, and revel in the agonizing death of your evil. We shall bring disillusion to your corrupt acclaim, and laugh in the face of your idle threats.
Your evil does not give us trepidation. Your evil does not repel us.
We shall destroy and obliterate until you are nothing but a neon stain on the face of the internet.
And when the last brony is cornered, and cannot call for the assistance of its corrupt armies, When they are trapped and are unable to brandish the blade of evil, we shall remember. Remember all the delusions you have wrought. Remember the corrupted memes. Remember the degradation and defilement of everything you have ever touched, and we will have no mercy."

— One Hero of Many

Black Paladins Show No Mercy

Black Paladins Show No Mercy

My Little Pony Sucks