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Kitchen Utensils and their uses in the Bedroom

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Following up on a suggestion by sixtyorso on another hub, I decided to write a hub about alternative uses for kitchen utensils in the bedroom. I hope this article will be both amusing and inspirational. Any suggestions I have missed will be welcomed, and may help others to spice up their otherwise dull sex lives, or, quite possibly, their otherwise dull kitchen utensils!!!

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1) The Humble Rolling Pin. This holds a range of possibilities. You can enjoy rolling your partner into submission if they are up for it, or possibly utilise it for more....... intimate personal experiences. Okay, so it's not 'Mr Bunny' (ask Spryte), but it's handy and it's convenient. Ideally it is best not to use it for pastry again afterwards though.

2) The Piping/Icing Bag. How about filling this with your favourite chocolate cream, and then piping all kinds of great shapes on interesting parts of each other before sampling the delicious creamy chocolaty taste, veerrryyy slowly.

3) The Wooden Spoon. This makes a great tool for getting your own back, and an interesting 'thwack' will follow each contact. Those naughty boys need this punishment, wherever you administer it!

4) The Teaspoon/Desert-spoon, (depending on his physical make-up). Make your male partner balance the spoon in a strategic place for one minute in return for 'special favours'. Until he gets it right, he doesn't get any 'one to one' attention! (His nose is a good start!)

5) The Egg Slicer or Cheese Grater. Both great protectors for certain areas. No-one in their right minds will try to gain access to any forbidden zone once they have experienced the surprising feeling of a cheese grater or egg slicer on their appendages.

6) The Whisk. Use your imagination with this one. There are plenty of places a whisk could be very stimulating, especially if it is a hand operated rotary one. Might be an idea to place the end of it in a bag before using it though, just as extra protection. Can also be a great massager if used correctly in the right places.

7) The Sieve. Great for doing your Hannibal Lector impression in role play. Simply stick it to your face with tape and start talking about 'liver and Chianti'.

8) The Steak Tenderiser. No, I am not suggesting you tenderise each other to death, but you can use it gently as another form of massage all over each other's backs. You can always cover the surface of the tenderiser with cling film as an added hygiene measure.

9) The Turkey Baster. Only as a last resort if there is nothing rising to the occasion otherwise!

10) The Egg Cups. See how many of these you can balance at once on various protruding parts of your body, (men and ladies can both try this).

Daft as this hub may be, I bet you already have a few ideas of your own, or if you are really honest you can own up to any of these you have tried personally in the comments section!

Comments

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on November 28, 2010:

LOL Gypsy, great minds think alike :)

Gyspy Writer from Midwest on November 27, 2010:

And here I thought I was the only one who ever suggested a turkey baster! lol.

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on April 05, 2009:

Hi R. Blue, nope, that's a new one on me, but I like it, so thanks for mentioning it here :)

R. Blue from Right here on April 05, 2009:

Ever hear the saying "You look so good I could eat you with a spoon"?

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 31, 2009:

Thanks AEvans, not sure whether to be flattered or not that you were "amazed" I could be creative, LOL :) :) :)

Julianna from SomeWhere Out There on March 31, 2009:

This one was really interesting and I was amazed you are quite creative. :)

((((Big Hugs)))

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 31, 2009:

Thanks Don, hope you have a few ideas on this once you have had a good sleep :)

Hi AEvans, will read your hub now, thanks for linking to mine. I am sure I will enjoy yours too :)

Hi jjrubio, ahhhhh you should try it some time!!!!!

jjrubio on March 30, 2009:

I never would have thought about utensils...I always thought of food. Like Chocolate syrup, whip cream and others...nice and interesting twist!

Julianna from SomeWhere Out There on March 30, 2009:

I enjoyed this hub as I would never think of some of these , I enjoyed!!! and linked this artricle to my other, I just wrote. I hope that you enjoy it. :)

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Don Simkovich from Pasadena, CA on March 30, 2009:

Hmm, egg slicer . . . now I'm creative but I can't really imagine . . .oh, well, I'm tired! Fun hub!!!

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on December 26, 2008:

Hi Californicate, remember a cucumber is not a 'utensil' but a vegetable, or more accurately a fruit, which is why they weren't mentioned in this instance. Thanks for stopping in and commenting though :)

californicate on December 26, 2008:

what ever happened to good ol cucumbers

Clive Fagan from South Africa on October 31, 2008:

Misty I always thought you were my kinda gal. LOL

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on October 30, 2008:

Hey sixtyorso, I usually do!!!

Thanks bladeguy, glad you enjoyed the hub :)

bladeguy on October 30, 2008:

Oh my. Nice hub, but some of those pictures made me cringe!

Clive Fagan from South Africa on October 30, 2008:

Oh Misty come come Girl LOL

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on October 30, 2008:

Hi gwendy, thanks, yes I am doing okay:) Will try ever so hard not to get my utensils mixed up afterwards, promise!!! :)

gwendymom from Oklahoma on October 30, 2008:

Hi Misty, hope you are doing well. Looks like you found many ways to use kitchen gadets in the bedroom. These could be pretty useful, in the kitchen and bedroom I guess, just don't get them mixed up after you use them.

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on October 30, 2008:

Love the new ideas sixtyorso, must pass them on to Spryte to try out :)

Clive Fagan from South Africa on October 30, 2008:

Thanks for the credit Misty much appreciated. The mind boggles.

A pastry gun filled with just about anything (probably whipped cream) could be great fun. Squirt a few dollows of pretty shaped cream and remove from your partner. No hands allowed. This is  a high calory treat.

A veggies peeler scraped gently over the body (particularly a hairy area) could cause quivers of fear and a frisson of fear. Don't let Dominatrix Mistress Spryte loose with this one.

Just a few to go on with.

BTW glad wrap conjures up a few fun images. Wrap the person from head to foot leaving strategic parts uncovered! I leave the rest to your imagination!

Just a hint it's near Christmas, you could sing Jingle bells while applying the glad wrap

Ananta65 on October 30, 2008:

Damn, that's hawt! :)

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on October 29, 2008:

When do you want to come over Ananta? I can squeeze you in between the microwave and the pastry cutter :)

Ananta65 on October 29, 2008:

*patiently awaiting your invitation to come over and have dinner*

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on October 24, 2008:

Thanks Light Path, glad you enjoyed it :)

Light Path from Stockton, California on October 24, 2008:

Really cute hub. I have to admit that you thought of a few things this old doge missed. LOL Keep up the good work.

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on October 24, 2008:

Pastry brushes, what a great idea LOL Thanks for commenting Rodney :)

Rodney Fagan from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City on October 23, 2008:

Good suggestions, and a very serious hub, good food is like good sex, if yuou haven't got the equipement you need to brush up on the techique.

Now pastry brushes, that's a hub all on its own.

Otherwise got the T-Shirts for all bar 5.5 and 7.

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