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It's a Funny World!

I'm a self-confessed internet junkie who spends way too many hours staring at my laptop screen (with love, of course).

Laugh away!

Who Doesn't Like Jokes?

Those funny one-liners can crack you up big time! Especially when you're down and out, just reading one or two funny liners can cheer you up almost instantaneously, doesn't it? I am a big fan of one-liners - funny ones, of course.

I go through them now and then just to cheer me up and make my mood a little bit lighter and it always succeeds in doing so! I love to read anything funny, I mean who doesn't?

I am going to highlight some of the funny liners that bring a smile to my face. This is just a small collection. Sit back, relax and enjoy!

Favorite One Liners

  • Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
  • Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
  • Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
  • I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
  • I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
  • If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
  • Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
  • Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.
  • Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
  • What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Do you enjoy funny one liners?

aefrancisco from somewhere down the road on December 29, 2009:

HA! HA! HA!

your hub is great! It made me smile.

thanks for sharing :)

Sylvia Van Velzer from Hawaii on November 04, 2009:

I love funny one liners! This was fun!

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