It's a Funny World!
I'm a self-confessed internet junkie who spends way too many hours staring at my laptop screen (with love, of course).
Who Doesn't Like Jokes?
Those funny one-liners can crack you up big time! Especially when you're down and out, just reading one or two funny liners can cheer you up almost instantaneously, doesn't it? I am a big fan of one-liners - funny ones, of course.
I go through them now and then just to cheer me up and make my mood a little bit lighter and it always succeeds in doing so! I love to read anything funny, I mean who doesn't?
I am going to highlight some of the funny liners that bring a smile to my face. This is just a small collection. Sit back, relax and enjoy!
Favorite One Liners
- Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
- Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
- Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
- I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
- I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
- If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
- Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
- Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.
- Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
- What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Do you enjoy funny one liners?
aefrancisco from somewhere down the road on December 29, 2009:
HA! HA! HA!
your hub is great! It made me smile.
thanks for sharing :)
Sylvia Van Velzer from Hawaii on November 04, 2009:
I love funny one liners! This was fun!
