Funny Food Names - List and Pics
It's not hard to see the humor in these food product names... just sound them out, as we so often tell children who are learning to read!
Baked Goods
Name: Bimbo Sandwich
Product: Bread
Country: Portugal
Name: Finest Paris Brest
Product: Pastry
Country: United Kingdom
Name: JussiPussi
Product: Dinner Rolls
Country: Finland
Beverages
Name: Aass Fatol
Product: Beer
Country: Norway
Name: Black Bush
Product: Liquor
Country: Ireland
Name: Baldanis
Product: Liquor
Country: France
Name: Bonka
Product: Coffee
Country: Spain
Name: Cockburns
Product: Liquor
Country: Portugal
Name: Dry Sack
Product: Liquor
Country: Spain
Name: Erektus
Product: Energy Drink
Country: Czech Republic
Name: Fart
Product: Juice Drink
Country: Poland
Name: Fat
Product: Beer
Country: Sweden
Name: Horlicks
Product: Hot Drink
Country: England
Name: Pee Cola
Product: Soft Drink
Country: Ghana
Name: Piddle in the Hole
Product: Beer
Country: England
Condiments
Name: Botterramm
Product: Margarine
Country: Greece
Name: Cemen
Product: Sauce
Country: Turkey
Name: Chili Willy
Product: Hot Sauce
Country: United States
Name: Jerk Sauce
Product: Sauce
Country: Jamaica
Name: Krapai
Product: Pickled Dill
Country: Turkey
Dairy
Name: Bra
Product: Yogurt
Country: Sweden
Name: Dickmilch
Product: Milk Drink
Country: Germany
Dry Goods
Name: Cock Rice Sticks
Product: Noodles
Country: Greece
Name: Doobys
Product: Cereal
Country: Chile
Name: Cok' Bacon
Product: Corn Snacks
Country: France
Name: Kockens Anis
Product: Anis-seed
Country: Sweden
Name: Prick
Product: Potato Chips
Country: Brazil
Meat
Name: Belchers Square Sausage
Product: Sausage
Country: Scotland
Name: Bog
Product: Canned Pork
Country: Denmark
Name: Cock Soup
Product: Soup
Country: Jamaica
Name: Wimpy Chicken Bender
Product: Chicken
Country: England
Sweets
Name: Big Nuts
Product: Candy
Country: Belgium
Name: BumBum
Product: Ice Cream
Country: Germany
Name: Bumlingar
Product: Licorice
Country: Sweden
Name: Coming Lemon
Product: Candy
Country: Japan
Name: Crap's
Product: Chocolate
Country: France
Name: Creamy Ball
Product: Candy
Country: Japan
Name: Cream Colon
Product: Cookie
Country: Japan
Name: Fart
Product: Candy Bar
Country: Poland
Name: Finger Marie
Product: Cookie
Country: Sweden
Name: Gaiety
Product: Cookies
Country: Australia
Name: Grany Maniac
Product: Candy
Country: France
Name: Mental
Product: Mints
Country: France
Name: Plopp
Product: Candy Bar
Country: Czech Republic
Name: Spotted Dick
Product: Sponge Cake
Country: England
Miscellaneous
Name: Bona
Product: Baby Food
Country: Finland
Name: Cock on the Mountain Top
Product: Fruit in Syrup
Country: Thailand
Name: Cok
Product: Baby Food
Country: Russia
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Comments
Nirvana Begovic on July 21, 2013:
Brest is a city in Brittany, which is located on France.
Kady Heron on July 06, 2012:
I like the Erektus energy drink
dypedifs on June 19, 2012:
Good job, the writer is good in this subject – this is my third paper for this course that I request him for and the other two made A’s. Hope this one follows the same pattern:)
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HOLLY on March 09, 2012:
THIS IS CRAP
DO YOU GET IT THE NAME OF ONE OF THE FOODS IS CRAP
mythbuster from Utopia, Oz, You Decide on March 08, 2012:
Laughing too hard at some of the names/foods to comment properly. I just HAVE TO pass the link for this hub around! Thanks for sharing.
Dr.Vince on January 25, 2012:
Barf Menu Pet Food :o)
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/7123/barfdiervoed...
chance on December 12, 2011:
hahahahahahahahahahah lol
Julian Frye on November 16, 2011:
Very helpful tips
Hiss MiSSESS oWenxz! on October 12, 2011:
i can't find any cool ones
Mike Bouska from Midwest USA on October 06, 2011:
Bimbo sells products here in the midwest US. We have Bimbo breads and baked goods. They recently built a bakery in my town also.
Maddie Ruud (author) from Oakland, CA on October 06, 2011:
@barr, in English "cock" is a slang term for male genitalia.
barr on October 06, 2011:
nothing finny about the "Cok" (Russian drink). Its not even the name.???- is translated like juice.
Hikalyu on September 29, 2011:
Hey, those pickled dills called "Krapai" are from Lithuania... :))
Brittany on September 09, 2011:
Ha ha ha! I had to force myself not to burst out laughing! WOW that is hilarious!
Sanoj on September 09, 2011:
Buitoni has a premade pizza dough in Switzerland which is called "extradick" / which in German means extra thick HAHAHA
http://www.nestle.ch/de/Brands/Products/Pages/BUIT...
selena on August 03, 2011:
so cool
DJ on May 20, 2011:
To correct the correction...........Bimbo is also sold in Spain :o)
Jeric on April 25, 2011:
Oh my xD I was feeling really sad a few minutes ago.. but now im Laughing so hard XD
Daniel on April 01, 2011:
Well , the last one the russain COK is in cyrilic , in english it will be leterrally translated into juice , you`ll have to pronounce it with an S instead of the C - it will sound like that [S:oK]