It's not hard to see the humor in these food product names... just sound them out, as we so often tell children who are learning to read!
Name: Bimbo Sandwich
Name: Finest Paris Brest
Country: United Kingdom
Product: Dinner Rolls
Name: Aass Fatol
Name: Black Bush
Name: Dry Sack
Product: Energy Drink
Country: Czech Republic
Product: Juice Drink
Product: Hot Drink
Name: Pee Cola
Product: Soft Drink
Name: Piddle in the Hole
Name: Chili Willy
Product: Hot Sauce
Country: United States
Name: Jerk Sauce
Product: Pickled Dill
Product: Milk Drink
Name: Cock Rice Sticks
Name: Cok' Bacon
Product: Corn Snacks
Name: Kockens Anis
Product: Potato Chips
Name: Belchers Square Sausage
Product: Canned Pork
Name: Cock Soup
Name: Wimpy Chicken Bender
Name: Big Nuts
Product: Ice Cream
Name: Coming Lemon
Name: Creamy Ball
Name: Cream Colon
Product: Candy Bar
Name: Finger Marie
Name: Grany Maniac
Product: Candy Bar
Country: Czech Republic
Name: Spotted Dick
Product: Sponge Cake
Product: Baby Food
Name: Cock on the Mountain Top
Product: Fruit in Syrup
Product: Baby Food
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Nirvana Begovic on July 21, 2013:
Brest is a city in Brittany, which is located on France.
Kady Heron on July 06, 2012:
I like the Erektus energy drink
dypedifs on June 19, 2012:
Good job, the writer is good in this subject – this is my third paper for this course that I request him for and the other two made A’s. Hope this one follows the same pattern:)
HOLLY on March 09, 2012:
THIS IS CRAP
DO YOU GET IT THE NAME OF ONE OF THE FOODS IS CRAP
mythbuster from Utopia, Oz, You Decide on March 08, 2012:
Laughing too hard at some of the names/foods to comment properly. I just HAVE TO pass the link for this hub around! Thanks for sharing.
Dr.Vince on January 25, 2012:
Barf Menu Pet Food :o)
chance on December 12, 2011:
Julian Frye on November 16, 2011:
Very helpful tips
Hiss MiSSESS oWenxz! on October 12, 2011:
i can't find any cool ones
Mitch Bolen from Midwest USA on October 06, 2011:
Bimbo sells products here in the midwest US. We have Bimbo breads and baked goods. They recently built a bakery in my town also.
Maddie Ruud (author) from Oakland, CA on October 06, 2011:
@barr, in English "cock" is a slang term for male genitalia.
barr on October 06, 2011:
nothing finny about the "Cok" (Russian drink). Its not even the name.???- is translated like juice.
Hikalyu on September 29, 2011:
Hey, those pickled dills called "Krapai" are from Lithuania... :))
Brittany on September 09, 2011:
Ha ha ha! I had to force myself not to burst out laughing! WOW that is hilarious!
Sanoj on September 09, 2011:
Buitoni has a premade pizza dough in Switzerland which is called "extradick" / which in German means extra thick HAHAHA
selena on August 03, 2011:
DJ on May 20, 2011:
To correct the correction...........Bimbo is also sold in Spain :o)
Jeric on April 25, 2011:
Oh my xD I was feeling really sad a few minutes ago.. but now im Laughing so hard XD
Daniel on April 01, 2011:
Well , the last one the russain COK is in cyrilic , in english it will be leterrally translated into juice , you`ll have to pronounce it with an S instead of the C - it will sound like that [S:oK]
guest on March 30, 2011:
cok is in cyrilic alphabet so it latin, i.e. english letters will be ''sok''...still funny tho
Bruk Taye on February 06, 2011:
oops, this is funny!it seems like a drum.
BlissfulWriter on February 02, 2011:
Ha ha. That's funnnny. Especially when you have the pics that goes with it.
I Have a Chilly Willy on January 26, 2011:
OMG we have chilly willy in my fridge!!!
yea on January 05, 2011:
karaip - is lithuanian.
Kim Lynn on December 26, 2010:
Wow, who knew there were so many crazzzzzzzzzzy names!
Ani.. on November 27, 2010:
Even I cannot use VODA PHONE
Awesome and really hilarious....
Ikka on November 27, 2010:
It's too bad when you know only your language :(( but you can laugh at that
ieki2926 on November 26, 2010:
Sudyti krapai is from Lithuania...
Serge on November 17, 2010:
Mc Given on November 15, 2010:
Ha ha ha. the fart juice drink was so funny. love you baby
Mz on November 10, 2010:
Really enjoyed the collection hehe! Another one to add might be the Japanese drink ''Pocari Sweat''
Mr.RAT on October 22, 2010:
Hey Maddie, you gathered nice list here.
But there is mistake. Talking about pickled dill from Turkey. Actually they are from Lithuania. You can check out, "krapai" is dill in lithuanian, not a product name (if interested - s?dyti means salted).
And "cok" is juice in rusian.
Shona Venter from South Africa on October 05, 2010:
Bwahahahahhahaaaaa. Absolutely brilliant, Maddie. I also love finding items with strange names as I wander through the shops. It's amazing what you find when you keep your eyes open. Funny signs are another category where one can have a good laugh.
talkietaco.com from http://www.talkietaco.com on September 08, 2010:
Very good some of them. Can anyone help me as I'm new to this. How do you add your hubs to a specific category? Most of my stuff is comedy so I'd like a way to add my writing to that.
Sparrow on August 24, 2010:
the internet is amazing.
dan on July 15, 2010:
In Hawaii they have the Donkeyball store. It sell half ass balls, snow balls, creamin screamin balls, salty balls and so on. real fun shop
Ben on June 14, 2010:
try to find barfy burgers. from argentina.
5923quarterly on May 24, 2010:
Hilarious list, thanks for putting it together. They have Bimbo bread in Latin America too; it's actually a company based in Mexico.
LIutho on May 13, 2010:
Product: Pickled Dill
It's wrong. That's from Lithuania...
says on February 10, 2010:
the eruktus drink is disturbing
blah on February 10, 2010:
the last one "cok" is pronounced sok...
Batur on January 24, 2010:
Funny list. Karapai, however, is not turkish. It is Lithuanian I think. Çemen is turkish but the letter Ç is pronounced as "ch". Still, it would read "cemen" in english speaking world.
sami on January 22, 2010:
plopp chocolate bars actually come from Sweden home of Pricks cakes and Viol and Spunk sweets : )
thatreallybites from Washington, DC on October 29, 2009:
Gotta love it! Great Stuff
Paradise7 from Upstate New York on October 13, 2009:
This was really cute. I enjoyed it--thank you!
nick on September 26, 2009:
this is the best
Jennifer on September 02, 2009:
Great list! I love finding this funny product names while travelling. I recently moved to Spain and posted one of my finds on my blog, Buguis - precooked hamburgers filled with dots of cheese.
Sarah on July 17, 2009:
My favorite is the Doobys Cereal from Chile - have to order some of that!
Sarah on July 17, 2009:
Well done - thanks for the laughs!
Anonymous on June 17, 2009:
I can't believe the German candy Dickman's isn't up there.
Especially the way the things look.
kelly samantha on June 13, 2009:
I love it haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahha it's very funny and cooolhaahahahah it make me laugh until i fall down of my bed
i love it
keep up the exellent work
hahahahaha best wishes,
erq on June 09, 2009:
Jussi= Finnish name(Male)
Pussi= a bag
kephrira from Birmingham on May 14, 2009:
brilliant, really made me laugh!
jack on April 28, 2009:
LOL jussipussi rolls
this is hilarious!
Joxxon on April 24, 2009:
Plopp is Swedish. Thanks for a great compilation
me on April 10, 2009:
Jessica mateo on April 03, 2009:
it was so funny i almost pee my pants
Onex on March 18, 2009:
This was great, truly made my day!
Thanks for this site!!!
Sandy on March 06, 2009:
Very funny names. I like the Bimbo Sandwich.
angiemoose on February 21, 2009:
We get Bimbo brand bread all the time. I guess it's very big in all of Latin America. They sell it in the US too. It shouldn't be too hard to find, especially if you live near a Latin American neighborhood.
jimdunn on February 12, 2009:
good stuff. i know what i'm doing today - gonna get me a bimbo sandwich and finish off with a krapai
Christine Mulberry on February 11, 2009:
Pretty entertaining, I've heard of a couple of these.
Peachfreak on January 29, 2009:
OMG that is hilarious.
mattferry from California on January 25, 2009:
funny stuff... and I think we all like the "finest paris brest" as long as its not from a "dickmilch". :-)
mr williams from Norfolk, Virginia on January 03, 2009:
um wow what a collection lol
cody on December 22, 2008:
that was the best haha doobys!
Stuart on December 13, 2008:
All fairly infantile - another example of the isolationist vacuum that American live in.
Magda on December 12, 2008:
In Turkish, the letter "ç" (as in çemen) is pronounced as "ch", so the name of the product is pronounced "chemen".
Rashed on October 23, 2008:
In Bangladesh still one international big phone company couldn't start their business only for the name "VODA PHONE" Cause in Bengali Language VODA means Female sex organ ...... lol
Maud Boggins on October 06, 2008:
BY the way, Cockburns port is pronounced "Coburns"!
Chloe Comfort from Long Island on August 08, 2008:
I have now been provided with my laugh of the day. Great hub! Passing it along to those I know will appreciate it. Kudos!
blarney stone on August 07, 2008:
I'm just off for a nice cold 'Fart' and a 'Crap' bar. :)
Big Whizzy Izzy on June 06, 2008:
Best laugh I've had in ages, I'm going to tell all my friends. 'Fart' means 'Good Luck' in Polish?? I can't say that any of mine have been lucky for anyone, as they say, it's an ill wind that blows nobody any good!!!
Sherri from Southeastern Pennsylvania on February 23, 2008:
FANTASTIC! My mother is Polish...I need to call her right now!
granite_butterfly on February 18, 2008:
This is too funny. I have a "farty" friend who might enjoy knowing that in Poland her productions translate to good luck!
Zsuzsy Bee from Ontario/Canada on February 14, 2008:
Maddie! What a hoot...I'm still laughing.
I love the funny hubs the best
helenathegreat from Manhattan on January 22, 2008:
Japan is a hilarious place for finding things like these. We have many a funny picture of hilarious signs in English there.
Patty Inglish MS from USA and Asgardia, the First Space Nation on October 18, 2007:
FArt means Good Luck? - Wonderful!! :)
Tim Hollis on October 18, 2007:
Great collection. Thanks for the great pics.
Carol Bancroft on June 19, 2007:
LOL! This was great!
spacebull from Space on June 19, 2007:
This was funny :)
Don on June 18, 2007:
Priceless! Thanks for the laughs.
Maddie Ruud (author) from Oakland, CA on June 17, 2007:
Thanks for the correction! I'll update that right away.
confessing7girl on June 17, 2007:
hiiiii amazing collection u hv here!! i just hv to point out that the 1st commercial about the Bimbo sandwich is not from Spain but from Portugal!!
guest on June 17, 2007:
loool!! this is soo funny!
Jason Menayan from San Francisco on June 16, 2007:
I lived in Poland and asked my students if they knew what "FART" meant in English. (In Polish it means "good luck") They laughed when I translated.
I also saw a bottle of soda called "BIG DICK" in Poland. I bought it and gave it to a friend who proudly displays it in the bar he works at in Amsterdam (Spijker).