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Funny Asian Inventions

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Welcome to May's favorite Asian Invention found on asianjoke.com

I can't believe this site is still up and running!? Haven't seen it since my high school year...which is almost 7 years ago. (cough) And no I did not invent any of these products! If I did, I would either make millions in Japan, or get a million viewers to see these funny products used the way it was made for?

Out of curiosity, Which product would you consider purchasing?

For $5.99, get your order of the Mac baby vaule meal! (I assume this invention was intended to keep the baby in one place???)

For $5.99, get your order of the Mac baby vaule meal! (I assume this invention was intended to keep the baby in one place???)

Check it out ladies, no more breast feeding! (Gives our boobies a break ;)

Check it out ladies, no more breast feeding! (Gives our boobies a break ;)

Put your baby to work! ( Leaves you with a shiny-ass floor)

Put your baby to work! ( Leaves you with a shiny-ass floor)

Hits the eye, all the time!

Hits the eye, all the time!

100% Waterproof

100% Waterproof

Damn! Why the hell didn't I think of that?!

Damn! Why the hell didn't I think of that?!

For severe running nose, use the new revolutionary wipe'em boogers helmet! Comes in pink too?!

For severe running nose, use the new revolutionary wipe'em boogers helmet! Comes in pink too?!

Like to sleep vertically for awhile?

Like to sleep vertically for awhile?

The Sleep helmet    Ssssh...she's sleeping

The Sleep helmet Ssssh...she's sleeping

Snuggle with your own man for starters...

Snuggle with your own man for starters...

Need a sexy lap to lean on?

Need a sexy lap to lean on?

It's winnie the Pooh! Oh my!?

It's winnie the Pooh! Oh my!?

Japanese Horney Remover...does it work?

Japanese Horney Remover...does it work?

The pictures are printed on the skirt itself. O_O

The pictures are printed on the skirt itself. O_O

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Comments

haley on November 18, 2010:

lol i love china now:)

PaperNotes on September 08, 2010:

hahaha, OMG these are hilarious! Thanks for sharing, you surely brightened up my day with these inventions.

Dao Hoa on January 23, 2010:

Funny inventions! They gave some good laughs.

mayhmong (author) from North Carolina on September 27, 2009:

Great for April Fools Day!

BkCreative from Brooklyn, New York City on September 27, 2009:

I just love all this stuff! What fun gifts they would make.

Thanks a lot!

mayhmong (author) from North Carolina on March 31, 2009:

Sheenarobins, I think its safe to send this as an e-mail to your boss under a different name.

Jerilee Wei, it's not to late to have another baby is it?!

Jerilee Wei from United States on March 31, 2009:

I wish I had seen this hub a few months ago before my granddaughter in Hong Kong started walking. It would have been funny to send my son the mop outfit. Great hub!

sheenarobins from Cebu, Philippines on March 31, 2009:

For the lady boss, she is the essence of sophistication inclusive of good breeding and rich girl...I think she will hate the skirt and laugh at the same time. For the guy boss, because I hate him so and he has the aura of a macho man, I'd love to give him the two feeding tities! hahahaha. i can almost imagine the horror look in his face. Serves him right!

The Grudge? LOL

mayhmong (author) from North Carolina on March 25, 2009:

Yo Sheena!

Which one do you plan to get for your boss? ;D

sheenarobins from Cebu, Philippines on March 25, 2009:

hahha. I like them all. they made me laugh. :)

Mr Nice from North America on March 20, 2009:

Hi mayhmong!

Very interesting inventions, very funny too. Thanx for sharing

mayhmong (author) from North Carolina on March 19, 2009:

That mop outfit should do you good if you have a pet turtle that'll fit in. ;)

Kari Poulsen from Ohio on March 19, 2009:

Hilarious stuff! If the kids were still little, I would have to get the baby mop. They should learn to help out from an early age! Since they are too big, it would have to be the booger helmet. I bet if I wore that to work next time I had a cold, they would send me home!:D