Funny And Savage Naija Tweets
This is funny because women are referred to as being materialistic, so giving one money to hold through a festive season is meant to be an extreme test. If she can pass that she can pass anything.
- When men say they need sugar mummies, are they serious?
- What is the most expensive thing you own?
- I have a confession : I still don't know which months have 30 days and 31 days.
- Once again. . . Never rent a house where the landlord is in the same compound with you.
- Single people who live alone, who takes care of you when you are I'll?
- Who is Christmas next week and December just started two days ago.
- A woman tweeted : " If you feel calm around a man, he's the one." A man replied, " Not necessarily, a number of women feel calm around me and I am not the one."
- Interviewer: " Can you multitask?"
- Me:" It depends, can my salary multiply?"
- Are you really in Canada, or is the flag on your bio a prophecy?
- You woke up as the opposite sex tomorrow, first thing you would do?
- 500k to stay in from 20th December to 20th January, are you in?
- Who else crosses their legs while sitting on a toilet bowl?
- What is the highest amount of money someone has ever gifted you?
- If your best friend should travel abroad without telling you, would you cut them off?
- Never met a girl with a diamond waist bead.
- Is a husband who buys groceries romantic or stingy?
- Can you explain why you are using the same towel you use on your balls on your face?
- Actually, men in their late 30's with no relationship are red flags, tell me, what have you been doing with women?
- Does it matter how your partner saves your name on their phone?
- What's something you really want but can't afford?
- How many times have you seen a very rich girl marry a poor guy?
- How do you say "I miss you" without sounding desperate?
- She said the AC is too cold and reduced it from 20-16.
- Ever dated someone but never took a picture together?
- As you get older, what is that thing that becomes increasingly annoying?
