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Funny And Savage Naija Tweets


This is funny because women are referred to as being materialistic, so giving one money to hold through a festive season is meant to be an extreme test. If she can pass that she can pass anything.

  • When men say they need sugar mummies, are they serious?
  • What is the most expensive thing you own?
  • I have a confession : I still don't know which months have 30 days and 31 days.
  • Once again. . . Never rent a house where the landlord is in the same compound with you.
  • Single people who live alone, who takes care of you when you are I'll?
  • Who is Christmas next week and December just started two days ago.
  • A woman tweeted : " If you feel calm around a man, he's the one." A man replied, " Not necessarily, a number of women feel calm around me and I am not the one."
  • Interviewer: " Can you multitask?"
  • Me:" It depends, can my salary multiply?"
  • Are you really in Canada, or is the flag on your bio a prophecy?
  • You woke up as the opposite sex tomorrow, first thing you would do?
  • 500k to stay in from 20th December to 20th January, are you in?
  • Who else crosses their legs while sitting on a toilet bowl?
  • What is the highest amount of money someone has ever gifted you?
  • If your best friend should travel abroad without telling you, would you cut them off?
  • Never met a girl with a diamond waist bead.
  • Is a husband who buys groceries romantic or stingy?
  • Can you explain why you are using the same towel you use on your balls on your face?
  • Actually, men in their late 30's with no relationship are red flags, tell me, what have you been doing with women?
  • Does it matter how your partner saves your name on their phone?
  • What's something you really want but can't afford?
  • How many times have you seen a very rich girl marry a poor guy?
  • How do you say "I miss you" without sounding desperate?
  • She said the AC is too cold and reduced it from 20-16.
  • Ever dated someone but never took a picture together?
  • As you get older, what is that thing that becomes increasingly annoying?
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