Funny And Savage Naija Tweets

Author:
Eunice Godfrey
Updated date:
Dec 16, 2021

This is funny because women are referred to as being materialistic, so giving one money to hold through a festive season is meant to be an extreme test. If she can pass that she can pass anything.

When men say they need sugar mummies, are they serious?
What is the most expensive thing you own?
I have a confession : I still don't know which months have 30 days and 31 days.
Once again. . . Never rent a house where the landlord is in the same compound with you.
Single people who live alone, who takes care of you when you are I'll?
Who is Christmas next week and December just started two days ago.
A woman tweeted : " If you feel calm around a man, he's the one." A man replied, " Not necessarily, a number of women feel calm around me and I am not the one."
Interviewer: " Can you multitask?"
Me:" It depends, can my salary multiply?"
Are you really in Canada, or is the flag on your bio a prophecy?
You woke up as the opposite sex tomorrow, first thing you would do?
500k to stay in from 20th December to 20th January, are you in?
Who else crosses their legs while sitting on a toilet bowl?
What is the highest amount of money someone has ever gifted you?
If your best friend should travel abroad without telling you, would you cut them off?
Never met a girl with a diamond waist bead.
Is a husband who buys groceries romantic or stingy?
Can you explain why you are using the same towel you use on your balls on your face?
Actually, men in their late 30's with no relationship are red flags, tell me, what have you been doing with women?
Does it matter how your partner saves your name on their phone?
What's something you really want but can't afford?
How many times have you seen a very rich girl marry a poor guy?
How do you say "I miss you" without sounding desperate?
She said the AC is too cold and reduced it from 20-16.
Ever dated someone but never took a picture together?
As you get older, what is that thing that becomes increasingly annoying?