Benjamin Cox's Hall Of Shame

Benjamin is a former volunteer DJ at his local hospital radio station. He has been reviewing films online since 2004.

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Much like my prestigious Hall Of Fame, this page contains a link to every one-star review I've ever written. Gathered here are links to every box office bomb, clunker, turkey and stinker it's ever been my misfortune to have watched so if you see a film here, it's virtually guaranteed that you'll hate it. There may be here for a number of reasons - a lousy script, laughable acting, inept direction or a combination of these and others - but all of them thoroughly deserve to be left here and the key thrown away.

Incidentally, this list contains links to both HubPages and ReelRundown articles but the lay-out, style and content remains of the same standard throughout. Please check back here often as new movies will be added to this list as I continue to write. Thanks for your continued support and don't say I didn't warn you!

• 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain
  
• Directed by Sean McNamara. Written by Sean McNamara & Jeff Philips.
• Hulk Hogan, Lori Anderson, Jim Varney, Mathew Botuchis.

• 365 Days (2020)
• Directed by Barbara Bialowas & Tomasz Mandes. Screenplay by Tomasz Klimala.
• Michele Morrone, Anna-Maria Sieklucka.

• Anaconda
• Directed by Luis Llosa. Written by Hans Bauer, Jim Cash & Jack Epps Jr.
• Jennifer Lopez, Jon Voight, Ice Cube, Eric Stoltz, Owen Wilson.

• Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever
• Directed by Wych Kaosayananda (under the pseudonym "Kaos"). Written by Alan B. McElroy.
• Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu, Gregg Henry, Ray Park, Talisa Soto.

• Basic Instinct 2
• Directed by Michael Caton-Jones. Written by Leona Barish & Henry Bean.
• Sharon Stone, David Morrisey, Charlotte Rampling, David Thewlis.

• Batman & Robin
• Directed by Joel Schumacher. Written by Akiva Goldsmith.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney, Uma Thurman, Chris O'Donnell, Alicia Silverstone.

• Beverly Hills Cop III
• Directed by John Landis. Written by Steven E. de Souza.
• Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, Hector Elizondo, Timothy Carhart.

• Bewitched
• Directed by Nora Ephron. Written by Nora & Delia Ephron.
• Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Michael Caine, Shirley MacLaine.

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• Body Of Evidence
• Directed by Uli Edel. Written by Brad Mirman.
• Madonna, Willem Dafoe, Joe Mantegna, Anne Archer, Julianne Moore.

• Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason
• Directed by Beeban Kidron. Written by Adam Brooks, Richard Curtis, Andrew Davies & Helen Fielding.
• Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant.

• Catwoman
• Directed by Pitof. Written by John D. Brancato, Michael Ferris & John Rogers.
• Halle Berry, Sharon Stone, Benjamin Bratt, Lambert Wilson.

• Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
• Directed by McG. Written by John August, Cormac Wibberley, Marianne Wibberley.
• Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Bernie Mac, Demi Moore, Justin Theroux, Shia LaBeouf.

• Color Of Night
• Directed by Richard Rush. Written by Billy Ray & Matthew Chapman.
• Bruce Willis, Jane March, Reuben Blades, Lesley Ann Warren, Brad Dourif, Lance Henriksen.

• Confetti
• Created and directed by Debbie Isitt.
• Martin Freeman, Jessica Hynes, Stephen Mangan, Jimmy Carr, Olivia Colman, Robert Webb, Meredith MacNeill.

• DOA: Dead Or Alive
• Directed by Corey Yuen. Written by Adam & Seth Gross and J.F. Lawton.
• Jaime Pressly, Holly Valance, Sarah Carter, Devon Aoki.

• Daredevil
• Written & directed by Mark Steven Johnson.
• Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Colin Farrell, Michael Clarke Duncan.

• Die Another Day
• Directed by Lee Tamahori. Written by Neal Purvis & Robert Wade.
• Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry, Toby Stephens, Rosamund Pike.

• Dungeons & Dragons
• Directed by Courtney Solomon. Written by Topper Lilien & Carroll Cartwright.
• Justin Whalin, Marlon Wayans, Thora Birch, Jeremy Irons, Bruce Payne.

• Fantastic Four (2015)
• Directed by Josh Trank. Written by Jeremy Slater, Simon Kinberg and Josh Trank.
• Miles Teller, Jamie Bell, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan, Toby Kebbell.

• Fifty Shades Of Grey
• Directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson. Written by Kelly Marcel.
• Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Jennifer Ehle.

• G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
• Directed by Stephen Sommers. Written by Stuart Beattie, David Elliot & Paul Lovett.
• Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans, Sienna Miller, Christopher Ecclestone, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

• Gothika
• Directed by Mathieu Kassovitz. Written by Sebastian Gutierrez.
• Halle Berry, Robert Downey Jr, Charles S Dutton, Penelope Cruz.

• Guest House Paradiso
• Directed by Adrian Edmundson. Written by Rik Mayall & Adrian Edmundson.
• Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmundson, Vincent Cassel, Hélène Mahieu.

• Guyver
• Directed by Screaming Mad George & Steve Wang. Written by Jon Purdy.
• Jack Armstrong, Mark Hamill, Michael Berryman, Jimmie Walker.

• Hard To Kill
• Directed by Bruce Malmuth. Written by Steven McKay.
• Steven Seagal, Kelly Le Brock, William Sadler.

• Herbie Goes Bananas
• Directed by Vincent McEveety. Written by Don Tait.
• Cloris Leachman, Harvey Korman, Charles Martin Smith, John Vernon, Stephan W. Burns.

• Hercules In New York
• Directed by Arthur Allan Seidelman. Written by Aubrey Wisberg.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnold Stang, Deborah Loomis, Ernest Graves.

• Home Alone 3
  
• Directed by Raja Gosnell. Written by John Hughes.
• Alex D. Linz, Olek Krupa, Lenny Von Dohlen, David Thornton, Rya Kihlstedt.

• Home Sweet Home Alone
• Directed by Dan Mazer. Written by Mikey Day and Streeter Seidell.
• Archie Yates, Ellie Kemper, Rob Delaney, Aisling Bea.

• In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
• Directed by Uwe Boll. Written by Doug Taylor.
• Jason Statham, John Rhys-Davis, Ray Liotta, Ron Perlman, Claire Forlani, Leelee Sobieski

• Johnny Mnemonic
• Directed by Robert Longo. Written by William Gibson.
• Keanu Reeves, Dolph Lundgren, Dina Meyer, Takashi Kitano, Ice-T.

• Killing Me Softly
• Directed by Chen Kaige. Written by Kara Lindstrom.
• Heather Graham, Joseph Fiennes, Natasha McElhone.

• Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle Of Life
• Directed by Jan de Bont. Written by Dean Georgaris.
• Angelina Jolie, Gerard Butler, Ciarán Hinds, Djimon Hounsou.

• Manos: The Hands Of Fate
  
• Written and directed by Harold P. Warren.
• Harold P. Warren, Diane Mahree, John Reynolds, Tom Neyman.

• Marked For Death
• Directed by Dwight H. Little. Written by Michael Grais & Mark Victor.
• Steven Seagal, Basil Wallace, Keith David, Tom Wright.

• Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
• Directed by John R. Leonetti. Written by Brent V. Friedman & Bryce Zabel.
• Robin Shou, James Remar, Talisa Soto, Brian Thompson, Sandra Hess.

• Mrs Brown's Boys D'Movie
• Directed by Ben Kellett. Written by Brendan O'Carroll.
• Brendan O'Carroll, Jennifer Gibney, Eilish O'Carroll, Danny O'Carroll, Paddy Houlihan.

• Plan 9 From Outer Space
• Written and directed by Edward D. Wood Jr.
• Gregory Walcott, Mona McKinnon, Tor Johnson, Vampira, Bela Lugosi.

• Red Sonja
• Directed by Richard Fleischer. Written by Clive Exton & George MacDonald Fraser.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bridgette Nielsen, Sandahl Bergman, Paul L. Smith.

• RoboCop 3
• Directed by Fred Dekker. Written by Frank Miller & Fred Dekker.
• Robert John Burke, Nancy Allen, Rip Torn, CCH Pounder.

• Sharknado
• Directed by Anthony C. Ferrante. Written by Thunder Levin.
• Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, John Heard.

• Sharknado 2: The Second One
• Directed by Anthony C. Ferrante. Written by Thunder Levin.
• Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, Vivica A. Fox, Mark McGrath, Judd Hirsch.

• Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
• Directed by Anthony C. Ferrante. Written by Thunder Levin.
• Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, Frankie Muniz, David Hasselhoff, Bo Derek, Mark McGrath, Cassie Scerbo.

• Showgirls
• Directed by Paul Verhoeven. Written by Joe Eszterhas.
• Elizabeth Berkley, Gina Gershon, Kyle MacLachlan, Glenn Plummer.

• Speed 2: Cruise Control
• Directed by Jan de Bont. Written by Randall McCormick & Jeff Nathanson.
• Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric, Willem Dafoe, Temuera Morrison.

• Street Fighter
• Written and directed by Steven E. de Souza.
• Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia, Kylie Minogue, Ming-Na Wen.

• Taxi
• Directed by Tim Story. Written by Robert Ben Garant, Thomas Lennon & Jim Kouf.
• Queen Latifah, Jimmy Fallon, Giselle Bundchen.

• Tekken
• Directed by Dwight Little. Written by Alan B. McElroy (possibly with a crayon).
• Jon Foo, Kelly Overton, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Ian Anthony Dale, Luke Goss.

• The Accidental Husband
• Directed by Griffin Dunne. Written by Mimi Hare, Clare Naylor & Bonnie Sikowitz.
• Uma Thurman, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Colin Firth.

• The Avengers (1998)
• Directed by Jonathon Chechik. Written by Don MacPherson.
• Ralph Fiennes, Uma Thurman, Sean Connery, Jim Broadbent.

• The Convent
• Directed by Mike Mendez. Written by Chaton Anderson.
• Joanna Canton, Coolio, Adrienne Barbeau.

• The Island Of Dr Moreau (1996)
• Directed by John Frankenheimer. Written by Richard Stanley & Ron Hutchinson.
• Marlon Brando, Val Kilmer, David Thewlis, Fairuza Balk

• The Last Airbender
• Written and directed by M. Night Shyalaman.
• Noah Ringer, Dev Patel, Nicola Peltz, Jackson Rathbone.

• The Room
• Written and directed by Tommy Wiseau.
• Tommy Wiseau, Greg Sestero, Juliette Danielle.

• Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
• Directed by Michael Bay. Written by Ehren Kruger, Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman.
• Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson.

• Vanishing On 7th Street
• Directed by Brad Anderson. Written by Anthony Jaswinski.
• Hayden Christensen, Thandie Newton, John Leguizamo, Jacob Latimore.

• Wild Wild West
• Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld. Written by S.S. Wilson, Brent Maddock, Jeffrey Price & Peter S. Seaman.
• Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh, Salma Hayek, Bai Ling.

• X-Men Origins: Wolverine
• Directed by Gavin Hood. Written by David Benioff & Skip Woods.
• Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Danny Huston, Ryan Reynolds.

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Pat Mills from East Chicago, Indiana on February 05, 2017:

I don't do that as much as I used to do, but I did make an exception for Tommy Wiseau. These bad movies helped to give me a greater appreciation of the truly great releases that have come to the screen. I knew these films were bad before I ever had a full look, and they show how a director's vision can sometimes become terribly misguided in a fascinating way all their own.

Benjamin Cox (author) from Norfolk, UK on February 05, 2017:

I have a special spot in the HOS reserved for "The Room" but believe it or not, I rarely try to seek out bad movies. Perhaps the disappointment factor in finding a total dud when you expected more is part of the reason of my vitriol.

Pat Mills from East Chicago, Indiana on February 03, 2017:

I agree with you on the ones I have seen - and cannot unsee. I hope you'll one day be able to include such older and dubious gems like Gymkata, Moment By Moment, Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, and anything from Ed Wood.