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Quiz: Are you a vampire?

I love everything weird and colorful in this world and I try to live a life that will make the world a little better once I'm gone.

How likely is it that you are a Transylvanian bloodsucker of the night?

Have you ever wondered if perhaps you are a vampire? There are so many running around these days, it is entirely possible. If you would like to calculate the likelihood that you are indeed a blood sucking vampire, then just take this quick 17 question vampire personality quiz and find out.

I know that finding out that you are a vampire may be difficult for you, but you'd rather know and be able to make alternate arrangements for blood, then to accidentally flip out on your date someday, right?

After all, it's best if you know, either way.


For each question, choose the best answer for you.

  1. Do you put garlic on your pizza?
    • Yes
    • No
  2. Can you enter someone's house without an invitation?
    • Yes
    • No
  3. Do you feel an obsessive need to count things?
    • Yes.
    • No.
  4. Does the sight of a crucifix cause you unrest?
    • Yes
    • No
  5. Can you fly?
    • Yes
    • No
  6. What drink would you prefer with your dinner?
    • Soda
    • Lemonade
    • Wine
    • Water
    • The blood of a sixteen year old girl


Use the scoring guide below to add up your total points based on your answers.

  1. Do you put garlic on your pizza?
    • Yes: +1 point
    • No: +0 points
  2. Can you enter someone's house without an invitation?
    • Yes: +0 points
    • No: +1 point
  3. Do you feel an obsessive need to count things?
    • Yes.: +1 point
    • No.: +0 points
  4. Does the sight of a crucifix cause you unrest?
    • Yes: +1 point
    • No: +0 points
  5. Can you fly?
    • Yes: +1 point
    • No: +0 points
  6. What drink would you prefer with your dinner?
    • Soda: +0 points
    • Lemonade: +0 points
    • Wine: +0 points
    • Water: +0 points
    • The blood of a sixteen year old girl: +1 point

Interpreting Your Score

A score between 0 and 1 means: ?

A score between 2 and 3 means: ?

A score of 4 means: ?

A score of 5 means: ?

A score of 6 means: ?

Your Test Results:

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Guestbook - So, are you a vampire?

irmacapone on July 09, 2014:

Interesting Quiz make me cool, often times I have dreams about the vampire and that's so annoying to me. :P

Scindhia from Chennai on May 03, 2014:

Funny quiz.

Lynn Klobuchar on March 24, 2014:

Alas, no...

Joebeducci on October 30, 2013:

I'm disappointed, I'm a human.. Fun quiz! Greets, Joebeducci

gamefreak321 on October 24, 2013:

I got 100 percent. I am a vampire no wonder I don't like to go out in the sun. :)

anonymous on July 29, 2013:

@kelvinbierhuizen: Cool dude so am i

anonymous on July 29, 2013:

I am a vampire lol I knew it I am always the strongest and the fastest in all the people in my school from the grade 9-12s haha and I love the smell of blood

kelvinbierhuizen on June 04, 2013:

i am a flipping vampire.

anonymous on May 15, 2013:

you are not a flipping vampire

anonymous on May 01, 2013:

I'm a human, imagine that.

Underrated on April 21, 2013:

Wow, I haven't knew that i am vampire

amandascloset0 on April 20, 2013:

Fun and silly little quiz! Thanks for posting!

MasterDripper on April 10, 2013:

this was fun but I learned that I am just a human male that like to drive his Jeep...cheers

yariv-lerner on March 31, 2013:

Fun Quiz thanks for the humor!

JennieR on March 24, 2013:

Haha, loved the vampire quiz! Sorry to say, i´m only human :(

;) Great lens!

espio007 on March 19, 2013:

Human with vampire tendencies, not surprised really. Vampires are cold and it's often commented that I'm a human radiator, must be I just like blood.

racingdatabase on February 22, 2013:

I'm the complete opposite of a vampire by the look of things (is that WORSE??? :-))

miaponzo on February 15, 2013:

I'm close but no cigar :)

loopylooh on February 14, 2013:

This was fun according to this i am vunerable

Amy617 on February 05, 2013:

I'm a little weird, but human. :) Great humor!

chiptuning on February 04, 2013:

Every question false, what a shame...

Deborah Zappa from Mesilla Park, New Mexico on February 03, 2013:

Fun lens. Thanks for the quiz.

Zhana on February 01, 2013:

I have blessed this lens because it really made me laugh.

dingbat1932 on January 27, 2013:

I have my garlic lightsaber with me always, great lens and quiz

Fox Music on January 25, 2013:

I Walk among the prince of darkness - thanks for sharing this fun lens "Quiz: Are you a vampire?"

MrsNagrom on January 22, 2013:

This is such a fun lens! I didn't find out anything I didn't already know.. I'm weird. haha

suepogson on January 19, 2013:

That was such fun. loved the bed shape question! (I'm vulnerable sadly ...)

bossypants on January 19, 2013:

This was wonderful fun! I'm just weird. :|

TiannaMorris on January 07, 2013:

I am a human with vampire tendencies! Lol! Great lens you have here. Enjoyed answering those questions! :)

Neil Spencer from uk on January 06, 2013:

This is a great lens and I really enjoyed reading it today so thank you :-)

anonymous on December 23, 2012:

yes i know vampires are real cause i am one

anonymous on December 21, 2012:

I'm a vampire yay

Bebopis on November 26, 2012:


ChadWing on November 22, 2012:

I believe my grand-grand father came from Dracula's Land

Baddew Fibes on November 22, 2012:

I'm just a weird human, apparently. But I like drinking Bloody Marys. Does that make me vampirish at all?

reginaaj2gerica on November 16, 2012:

Darn! I really wanted to be a Vampire lol

tutorialspy on November 12, 2012:

just human here..

Tony Bonura from Tickfaw, Louisiana on November 11, 2012:

A very fun lens. No, I'm just a weird human. Basically a displaced hippie.


sageinacage lm on November 09, 2012:

Fun lens! I got confirmation that I am indeed human.

travelerme on November 03, 2012:

I just made a lens with quizzes and I wanted opinions about it.

elyria on November 02, 2012:

This was fun!

John Dyhouse from UK on October 21, 2012:

I made it just human, mind you I sometimes feel distinctly non-human. But maybe not in-human.

anonymous on October 06, 2012:

Yes,It's true im a vampire once when we move chicago my friend notice my eyes became red , i became cold and the most i am the fastest runner in our school and when i got a cut in my hand after 1 minute it disappear

Birthday Wishes from Here on October 03, 2012:

Awesome lens! Thanks a lot.

lovemicheala on October 02, 2012:

Great lens! :)

GracoNautilus3-in-1CarSeat on September 06, 2012:

I like this great lens. Visit my Thank you...

swatisingh lm on August 31, 2012:

yeaaaa.....i'm a human...great job.

TwistedWiseman on August 22, 2012:

Sadly no blood of horny virgins for me....oh well.

TheBeautifulLife on August 19, 2012:

hehehei must agree with you Paladier :). But you never know:). I love this lense.

Paladier on August 17, 2012:

the more human the better!

VspaBotanicals on August 10, 2012:

I am a human being. Great fun!

Alana-r on July 30, 2012:

Great Quiz, thanks!

Gloria Freeman from Alabama USA on July 28, 2012:

Hi what fun, great lens.

ShariSmith on July 16, 2012:

I aced it! Perfect score. :D

Timsmansmall on July 16, 2012:

Now I am a bit thirty for blood.

latiptop on July 15, 2012:

This was a lot of fun!:)

BowWowBear on July 11, 2012:

Nope, but fun lens finding out! Thanks!

Echo Phoenix on July 07, 2012:

fun lens, thanx;) and yes, I am a vampire although I had to choose wine... the blood of an 18 yr old girl was just a wee bit too creepy! lol

InternetMarketingTentacle on July 06, 2012:

Funny, my compliments!

GabStar on July 04, 2012:

This page is classic! I love it, well done.

socialwicker on July 04, 2012:


MarcStorm LM on July 02, 2012:

Well i don't glitter in the sunlight and garlic is tasty. The verdict is though, that i'm human but weird lol. But who doesn't like weird, except weirdos! Thanks for a fun quiz. Best Wishes!

sandi_x on June 20, 2012:

I'm still a human

Surferstorm on June 16, 2012:

I'm not a stereotypical vampire o.O


or is it

I got vampire tendencies...

missroxa lm on June 14, 2012:

Very fun lens!

anonymous on June 13, 2012:

I am not a vampire:)

jazziyarbrough on June 12, 2012:

No fortunately thank goodness, I'm a little weird, but I'm just a regular human.

Marc from Edinburgh on June 12, 2012:

Turns out I could be...yikes!

pandapaku on June 11, 2012:

YAY! I'm human!

ae dc on June 11, 2012:

29% - You are human, plain and simple. [LOL]

Lorna Jean Aro on May 30, 2012:

= You are human, plain and simple. :D

Sanja94 on May 28, 2012:

I have vampire tendencies, but I'm not a vampire yet... Hahaahahaha:)

Sanja94 on May 28, 2012:

I have vampire tendencies, but I'm not a vampire yet... Hahaahahaha:)

candz1 lm on May 22, 2012:

no im allll human lol

GrowthSpark on May 17, 2012:

This was fun, thanks

WebGenova on May 16, 2012:

Lol, funny ;) Thank You!

allenwebstarme on May 14, 2012:

Ha ha enjoyed! I'm just an plain simple human being shit.

Spiderlily321 on May 12, 2012:

I'm most likely one. LOL too funny. Thanks for creating this fun quiz lens.

anonymous on May 11, 2012:

Great quiz.

Kara Hara on May 11, 2012:

I'm only human..

Paul Turner from Birmingham, Al. on May 02, 2012:

Fun quiz. I am only human. Oh well.

PaulRyan on May 02, 2012:

Turns out I'm not a vampire, a bit human, darnit!

jwcooney on April 30, 2012:

Fun lens, looks like I'm human though.

candidaabrahamson on April 29, 2012:

Turns out I'm human--but a little weird. Fun quiz!

ferginarg lm on April 23, 2012:

Lots of fun, thanks!

hexadtraining on April 15, 2012:

Nah im just human!!!

giosuele on April 13, 2012:

yeap! I just get notice I am a vampire...

I can fly, bite nice girls and get hurt by crucifixes

but I like garlic... what this mean?

I am just a different kind of VAMPIRE???

SadSquid on April 12, 2012:

Unsure, 50-50. I'm not usre which I would prefer

anonymous on April 11, 2012:

I bet I am i hate garlick i love blood

RetroMom on April 08, 2012:

Had a great time answering the quiz. But I found out I'm just another weak human.

boutiqueshops on April 07, 2012:


KellydeBorda on April 07, 2012:

What a fun quiz! I do love to count, but I think that's more because of my Asperger's than any vampiric tendencies! ;) Is it wrong to angel bless a vampire lens? Hope it doesn't burn like holy water!

Deb Kingsbury from Flagstaff, Arizona on April 07, 2012:

I had to pause and think about a few of those. But, no, not a vampire.

BelindaBlevins on April 07, 2012:

I am a vampire

Terrie_Schultz on April 07, 2012:

Apparently not, I only scored 18%

Kimberly from California on April 07, 2012:

A little weird, but human. I'm not sure I needed a quiz to tell me that =)

Joan Haines on April 07, 2012:

Hilarious. I am NOT a vampire. Phew! "Squid angel blessed."

PennyHowe on April 04, 2012:

Just a dull human, but the quiz was a real hoot! Thanks for the chuckles.

smsr0100451 on March 28, 2012:

I am not a vampire.

xphiltre on March 26, 2012:

Apparently I am just a human lol

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