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The Alligator

The Alligator

My dad and his older brother and their brother in law, my uncle James - those three guys are all into golfing. Here in Kaufman, Texas; or rather, a bit further out in the countryside near Kemp, Texas - is one of their favorite places to go golfing, the King's Creek Country Club. Should you ever be in the area and golfing there it is important to know that should your golf ball get knocked askew and land too close to one of the ponds, well, maybe you should leave it there. You see, there are alligators in the ponds.

Growing up I lived just a few miles from where I live now and am forever typing to people on the web, and the next door neighbor then was a local medical doctor. The doctor had a son, and of course I know him, and a lot of his friends. The doctor's son was out with one of my fishing buddies shooting some targets out on their property - again, which isn't ten miles from where I'm sitting, and they went to have a look at their stocked fish pond, and they spotted a large alligator near a drain pipe. This was just after a large rain, and the drain pipe was moving a large amount of water into the pond, and a lot of additional fish, but the alligator had positioned itself just next to where the large pipe fed into the pond, and he was adroitly snagging every fish that came through.

The point I'm making here is that even though I'm hundreds of miles from Louisiana and have never seen an alligator in the wild myself - they are definitely here in my area. I might ought to have a look at the pond here on the back 40.

A Very Large Alligator


Humans and Alligators

Though the American alligator is a very scary looking reptile, one shouldn't be overly afraid of these large predators. No, one should definitely be very respectful in one's approach towards the alligator, and I do mean do not approach one at all, but the alligator isn't inclined towards being aggressive towards humans. The alligator is NOT a crocodile. Yes, an alligator can easily kill a human, but alligators do not view humans as food. The thing is that humans are universally stupid in one way or another, and so in certain sorts of environments, an alligator might become confused and then think humans are prey - stay out of murky waters in alligator country! The other major thing to know is that alligators are good parents, in their own way, and will definitely defend their young should a human get too close to their alligator babies.

The major thing to remember is that alligators are NOT crocodiles. A crocodile literally wants to eat you. To a crocodile - you are a meal. Alligators can and sometimes do kill humans, but they know that humans are not their meal. When alligator bites do occur they are often fatal because of the sheer power of the alligator's jaws, and because their reptile mouth contains all manner of deadly bacteria. So even if the alligator's bite isn't fatal, very often the infections from it are. Stay out of murky water and you've got little chance for alligators to make you into a natural selection statistic.

The alligators tail is another thing - easily and often the alligator uses it's extremely strong and powerful tail as a weapon, and it can easily produce very compounded fractures in human leg bones - just stay the hell out of an alligator's path, and you, my friend, will never have alligator issues.

Totally Crazy Chick - Doing Dumb Stuff With Alligators


Alligator Wrestling.

Alligator Wrestling

This might sound to the common ear as something somewhat crazy, but the common ear often is steeped in disrespect for the cultures the forefathers of common ears stamped out with tremendous and totally unjustifiable violence and racism. Alligator wrestling is a Native American tradition, and so it shall remain. Alligator wrestling, however, is dangerous, and besides that - it has transcended Native American cultures on over to ...well, redneck culture.

The following paragraph is directly from Wikipedia, and it concerns Native American cultures and the alligator:

Southeastern Native Americans hunted Alligators as a food source for thousands of years. At the turn of the 20th century, Showing off alligators as roadside attractions helped Native Americans generate revenue. Long before the first Europeans explorers wandered into the Florida Everglades, alligator wrestling existed. For tribes like the Seminole and Miccosukee, learning how to "handle" the reptiles was part of their existence.

Me personally, I couldn't and wouldn't want to be any more "manly" than I already am. I've a minor case of the little big man syndrome as it is, and do not wish to aggravate it any. I'll leave alligator wresting that needs doing to the Natives and the ...."experts." Thanks.

An American Alligator


American Alligators

Somewhere in the city of Rome, Italy - there is an entrance to a humongous bit of catacombs, and on the entrance it reads in Latin, "here there be monsters." - That in no way refers to the mountain of bones and decaying or preserved corpses, but rather, to the living misfits of then and now that could only live there - for reasons you can use your imagination to define.

I'd imagine the first Italian or Englishman, or likely, Frenchman to discover the American alligator in the Louisiana territory said something similar, or more likely, he said,

"holy shit, Franco, look at that monstrous lizard!"

Please do kindly imagine some sort of French translation - but using the colloquialisms of France in phonologically correct manners. I trust you.

There is a major difference here between the first European to discover the American alligator and the first European to discover the South Florida salt water crocodile - nobody ever heard again from the first European to discover the salt water crocodile of Southern Florida and the rest of the Americas on Southward. I can only wonder what happened to him.

I deny not only the allegations, I deny the alligators - Jesse Jackson.

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The Chinese Alligator


All About Alligators

  • Dangerous Beasts - Alligator
    Quite possibly the most dangerous creature in the United States. Why the alligator is so well suited to have survived for two hundred twenty million years.

The Chinese Alligator

One of the most rare reptiles in the world is the Chinese Alligator. It was always a major error of the American people to think themselves somehow superior to any other sorts of people for the "sin" of having been born somewhere else. What a freaking joke! Why the hell should anyone here feel better about themselves for having been born here? Oh the luck of the victors - God laughs and then he cries, I'd wager, for these proud capitalists that think they know it all, and have a better way of living by virtue of their forefathers having won the second world war.

Me, I'm not laughing, and I do sometimes cry about it. China has an alligator too - clearly China is a superpower,as only nations with their own species of alligator get to be so. Russia? Please, they've got Siberian tigers, wolves, and lotsa bears - but Russia has no alligator.

The Chinese alligator, in all seriousness, is a seriously endangered animal in the wild, there are only a rough two hundred or so living in the wild, there are more, however, in captivity.

Chinese alligators are considerably smaller than American alligators - the Chinese version rarely gets over seven feet in length - American alligators, however, may reach sizes of 19 feet in length, and weigh in at well over a thousand pounds.

Yes, Even The Alligators Are Bigger In Texas...


Facts about alligators and crocodiles

American Alligators - Size and Specifics

There is an American alligator living in Germany. The reptile in question lives in a zoo, and has been there since 1937 - alligators can live a nice long life if the circumstances are right.

The average adult American alligator is about thirteen feet in length, and weighs about eight hundred pounds. American alligators do, however, get much larger, and the largest on record is not the one found in Texas above, but a nineteen foot long specimen found, thankfully, I might add, in Louisiana. There is a degree of sexual dimorphism in alligators, all that means, really, is that the males and females differ in size - and in this case, male alligators get somewhat larger than do the females. Alligator hunting is becoming a problem in the USA, and the facts are that the larger alligators are the ones killed in hunts - so how big an American alligator can get is not truly known, they grow their entire lives - rather different from we humans that do not.

In regards to the photo above - it looks a lot like some sort of animal lynching, or animal cruelty - but this is not the case - the alligator was drowned when it was found, and biologist were somewhat to blame for it, but the animal's death was unintentional - there was a study going on, and the alligator was caught on an alligator bait and a rope, but the creature wound up drowning itself. I'll let you make your own decision on that - I've provided the link to the story with the picture.

A Rare Albino Alligator


What Do Alligators Eat?

Alligators start their lives off as somewhat smallish reptiles, but they continue to grow their entire lives. Baby alligators will eat worms, tadpoles, frogs, toads, insects, fish, crayfish, worms, -but are sometimes eaten themselves by larger alligators.

As an alligator grows he or she will hunt and prey upon increasingly larger animals - basically, whatever it can handle is deemed a meal. Alligators are known to take down deer, wild boar, dogs - and even big predators like cougars and black bears! Humans are never regarded by the alligator as prey - but should someone get too close, they can be seen as a threat, and will be attacked by alligators. The alligator is a definite apex predator.

Just to reiterate a crucial fact here - if you are reading this, then you are not something seen as food by the American alligator, however, the American crocodile, or ANY salt water crocodile - regards you as quite yummy.

The Florida Crocodile - NOT an American Alligator

This is a much more dangerous animal than an alligator is.

This is a much more dangerous animal than an alligator is.

Alligator Love - The Spring Alligator Dance

Some Spring nights alligators spring for a party, and gather together for an alligator ball - mass reptile courtship and orgies ensue. I'm not making this up - it happens.

Alligator bravado is a major thing, surely it was learned from the rednecks on two legs that abound throughout alligator territory, the American Southern Coastal states, but who knows? Maybe two legged red necked types learned head slapping, bellowing choruses, and Chevrolet tailgating, beer drinking parties from the American alligator. I am attempting to be somewhat sly....but I also cry crocodile tears at times, so what would I know about an alligator? I've never heard the loud infrasound blasts from the mouth of a male alligator seeking alligator sex, but I'd like to hear it, and not see it. You know the drill.

Because I couldn't possibly state is so well, the mysteries of alligator sex determination in pre hatch-lings shall be a copy/paste job below:

The sex of the offspring is determined by the temperature in the nest and is fixed within 7 to 21 days of the start of incubation. Incubation temperatures of 86 °F (30 °C) or lower produce a clutch of females; those of 93 °F (34 °C) or higher produce entirely males. Nests constructed on leaves are hotter than those constructed on wet marsh and, thus, the former tend to produce males and the latter, females. The natural sex ratio at hatching is five females to one male. Females hatched from eggs incubated at 86 °F (30 °C) weigh significantly more than males hatched from eggs incubated at 93 °F (34 °C). The mother will defend the nest from predators and will assist the hatchlings to water. She will provide protection to the young for about a year if they remain in the area. The largest threat to the young are adult alligators. Baby alligators have an egg tooth that helps them get out of their egg during hatching time. Predation by adults on young can account for a mortality rate of up to fifty percent in the first year. In the past, immediately following the outlawing of alligator hunting, populations rebounded quickly due to the suppressed number of adults preying upon juveniles, increasing survival among the young alligators.



Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on May 28, 2018:

I've yet to see one outside of a zoo. I do know they are in my county, however, as persons I went to school with and believe attest to having seen them.

Well, so far as I am concerned, they are welcome to be here. We need something to help us out with the feral hog population.

Virginia Allain from Central Florida on May 28, 2018:

I lived in South Texas for 10 years and even there, along the border to Mexico there were some alligators. Not widespread in that area, but in on particular nature preserve, they were spotted.

Now, I live in Florida and see them every day, but in our residential community, they remove the really large ones over 10 or 12 feet.

Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on January 17, 2013:

lindalou1963 - NICE! I've never seen one myself here in Kaufman, county...but I do know several people here who have. It's been rumored they were here for a long time...I do hope to see on here sometime, but only from a safe distance!!

Linda from Texas on January 17, 2013:

I live in Texas... near Sam Rayburn Lake, outside of Lufkin. I have seen gators or crocs in the lake and in the Angelina river. Granted, they haven't been very big, but I bet they had big teeth!

Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on January 17, 2013:

Thanks very much, collegedad , and I think your comment rather cool, and extremely sensible too!

collegedad from The Upper Peninsula on January 17, 2013:

I'm a big alligator fan. I've even had a few pet crocodilians. Most of the gators I've had have turned into lap dogs. I don't recommend them as pets and those I've had have been donated to zoos, but they are extremely cool animals. Thanks for the great hub!

Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on April 16, 2012:

prasetio30 - Thanks very much! I am doing the learning myself whenever I create an animal hub!!! Its fun to learn something and then think of how to say it where it is useful or funny, or very serious! I sure enjoy it!

prasetio30 from malang-indonesia on April 16, 2012:

You have complete information about aligator. You have done a great job by writing and share this information with us. I learn many things from this animal from you. Including all stunning pictures above. Rated up and useful!


Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on April 16, 2012:

one2get2no - Thanks very much! I'd be a thousand times more afraid of the crocodiles! Southern Florida is where those AND alligators can be found. I should find out how well they get along between them!

Philip Cooper from Olney on April 16, 2012:

What a wonderful hub. I really enjoyed reading about alligators. When I visited Florida I was constantly looking over my shoulder now I will never fear them again. Voted up!

Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on April 15, 2012:

Hey thanks Cardisa!!!!!!!!!! I don't blame you, and I wouldn't get near one of them for any reason either!!!!

Also, I had no idea China had an alligator...until I made some random decision to write about alligators! I'm ...always learning when I write about animals here!

Carolee Samuda from Jamaica on April 15, 2012:

You will never get me near one of them animals! NO WAY! I don't care if they don't see human as food, those things are scary. No matter how pretty that albino alligator looks, I ain't going near him. I had no idea that China had their own specie of alligator.

Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on April 15, 2012:

I've no idea why I can't sleep. I shouldn't be up, Chris, but the story read sort of shady - its like they just threw the term "biologist" in there to make it sound "official."

...but I like to think that maybe the thing was too near some homes or something, and they clearly knew already that a very large alligator was in the area. Since I'm already in the magical land of speculation - I like to think they were going to relocate it to a more remote area.

Of course I'm guessing on the side of the fence that I'd approve of. I wish they'd stated the thing's age or something that could lead me to believe that "biologist" wasn't a willy nilly sort of term.

Christopher Antony Meade from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom on April 15, 2012:

I was glad to find out that the hanging alligator got killed by accident. Mind you I can't figure out what the "sceintists" were grinning about. It was still a tragedy.

Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on April 14, 2012:


I've attracted all the brightest folks that I could....and the problem is - THEY ARE ALL AS SMART OR SMARTER THAN I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL! I spend too much time on that goofy site, but I DO sometimes get some good ideas of things to say or write about from there.

I just wish you could see some of the stuff - I don't get near the debates on HP as I get on FB...sadly, FB ain't paying me smack!

Hope you sleep well lovely EFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll be looking for you tomorrow!

Suzie from Carson City on April 14, 2012:

OH my....I think I'll just run right over to Facebook so I can get a front row seat to the "WTS CAVALCADE OF ISSUES!!" I can't imagine what I'd rather do than experience the inner workings of that monstrous brain of yours, complete with Wesman's very own brand of Attitude & Assessment!!

I've handled some fairly complicated situations in my day, but following you into the abyss filled with kaleidoscopes, oughtta pretty much do me in for good!!

It IS time to pop my melotonin and indulge in peaceful sleep too my friend. If I am awakened by the sounds of a croc crunching me to bits, bed and will hear from my attorney in the monring!!

Say your bedtime prayers.....hug your teddy bear and make sure you go potty so you don't wet the bed.........and sleep tight. Night night sweet man.


Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on April 14, 2012:




I LOVE YOU EFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Suzie from Carson City on April 14, 2012:

Wes, honey...You have issues. But, what the hell, we love you anyway. Just like Mr. Wilson really loved Dennis the Menace!

Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on April 14, 2012:



Suzie from Carson City on April 14, 2012:

OMG!!! Good Grief!! I just looked at the pictures of the Gigantic rabbits!!! I never knew this animal existed! That is one hell of an Easter Bunny!

Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on April 14, 2012:


Women - I CAN'T COMPREHEND THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sheila Brown from Southern Oklahoma on April 14, 2012:

HAH! You are going to LYAO over that comment when you watch the show! Trust me, you won't need any notes, you don't need any TEETH either! LMAO!!!!

Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on April 14, 2012:


How ashamed would you be were I to ...ugh...confess that the first rendition of the title of the photo...only made mention of ONE baby gator?

Also, I'm quite literally terrified of Peter Cottontail!!!!!!!!!!!

Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on April 14, 2012:

sgbrown - I've now got THREE female votes for "Swamp People" - WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON HERE????????

....~scratches head~

There must be some guy on the show that females find rather attractive

~makes notes~


Suzie from Carson City on April 14, 2012:

Amigo.....I don't know how to thank you for tonight's nightmare. I am easily spooked by BIG, UGLY, DANGEROUS, wild critters. When my grandchildren watch The Animal Planet Channel and there are nasty, viscious animals near human beings, my heart nearly jumps out of my body.

Don't laugh now......I used to have to take a Xanax, in order to take my kids to the zoo!

Just dogs and cats please....& maybe bunny rabbits. That's it for me.

BTW....I told you to get rid of the cheap beer. The trusting man above has THREE baby alligators on his stupd-ass head!

Sheila Brown from Southern Oklahoma on April 14, 2012:

Wonderful hub! You really did your homework here. Alligators and crocodiles are very similar, yet not alike in personalities. Your information was very informative. Yes, I watch Swamp People also, but I have to turn my head at times. You will have to check it out. Voted this up and interesting. Have a great day,and take care at the golf course! :)

Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on April 14, 2012:

kittythedreamer THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!! Alligators are fascinating - but crocodiles are absolutely deadly!!!!! They'll eat ya in a heartbeat - and please please please don't let me hear about a lovely woman falling prey!!!!

Gosh, I've got two thumbs up here about this Swamp People show - I'm going to make a point of watching it!

Kitty Fields from Summerland on April 14, 2012:

Loved this article. I find alligators to be fascinating creatures, they really remind me of dinosaurs. I know that alligator hunting is probably a problem, but I do love the Swamp People show. I'm addicted...thanks for writing this. I had no idea there was a FL I have another creature to look out for! :)

Wesman Todd Shaw (author) from Kaufman, Texas on April 14, 2012:

RealHousewife - Thanks Very Much! I've not seen the show, but I bet I'd dig it. I'm told alligator tail is used in some Cajun recipes...I would give it a try, but the time I had some alligator jerky, after the first bite - well, my dogs appreciated it!

Kelly Umphenour from St. Louis, MO on April 14, 2012:

Really interesting! I love that show Swamp People! I hate admitting it brut I do:) lol. These creatures are so huge and monstrous! Up and everything!

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