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My Silliest, Funniest and Most Quirky Dog Questions

Adrienne is a certified dog trainer and former veterinarian assistant who partners with some of the best veterinarians worldwide.

Ever since Hubpages has rolled out the new Question and Answer feature, I have been receiving several interesting dog questions, but I must admit that some are very odd, while others have me rolling on the floor laughing and crying.

Because males know best....

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Mysterious dog breedings...

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When Rotties start cooking...

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When your decor doesn't match Rovers'

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Green from nausea or alien dog?

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Who's barking now?

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When bacon kills...

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When Dr. House is needed.

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Dog birth has never been easier, just say "ahhhh"

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Dinosaurs on guard duty...

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Comments

Sanjana Shukla from Mumbai, India on June 02, 2018:

These made my day! Thanks.

ptosis from Arizona on May 30, 2018:

Love the hub. Thanks for lifting spirits. :)

Adrienne Farricelli (author) on May 29, 2018:

Donna, yes it can be challenging deciphering some and providing an appropriate answer. Nell, I don't know, they sure make you wonder at times, lol! It takes some creativity.

Nell Rose from England on May 29, 2018:

Oh my God that was so funny! love the pictures and captions. How did I miss your hubs? I have had some pretty weird questions too, where on earth do they get them from? lol!

Donna Herron from USA on May 29, 2018:

Very funny! I don't envy you having to come up with the answers to some of these questions :)

Peggy Woods from Houston, Texas on May 28, 2018:

Those are truly funny and I loved the photos you acquired to accompany your answers. Ha Ha!

Larry W Fish from Raleigh on May 28, 2018:

Oh Adrienne, I may never stop laughing. i grew up a country boy and have been around dogs all my life. I think the same people that asked these question shouldn't ever own a dog and probably should never have kids either.

Adrienne Farricelli (author) on May 27, 2018:

Hello Michelle, I told you I was getting some really odd ones lately! I couldn't stop crying from laughing that day I got the Rottweiler cooking ribs one. I knew the person asking really meant to say "ate cooked ribs" but I just couldn't get out of my mind the image of a Rottweiler grilling. Still as of today it just cracks me up.

Michelle Nguyen from San Francisco, Bay Area on May 27, 2018:

I cried laughing

Adrienne Farricelli (author) on May 27, 2018:

Rochelle glad they made you giggle. Some are really hilarious. On a more serious note, I think in Italy they are really close to starting doing just that. Here I am not too sure if it's being considered but it sounds like a good idea to increase responsibility.

Rochelle Frank from California Gold Country on May 27, 2018:

These are hilarious... Thanks for the giggles.

On the other hand, should there be a licensing test for people who wish to own dogs? Sort of like a drivers license which would include a written exam and a dog walking test?

Adrienne Farricelli (author) on May 27, 2018:

I got that question on animals to stop a dog from marking in the yard just recently. I was debating on whether putting t-rex or one of those creepy garden gnomes, LOL!

Theophanes Avery from New England on May 27, 2018:

Heh heh... you've got some keepers here! And I totally agree. I wouldn't pee in the garden if I saw a T-rex guarding it either...

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